Offenders for the week ending February 23, 2018:
Actually...
#3 NBC
I'm convinced this network is the home of complete nut beaters-- like Megyn Kelly and Matt Lauer-- all awash in arrogance and ignorance. First off, network announcers REFUSE to pronounce Pyeonchang (that place that's hosting the Winter Games) properly-- even though they know how. Pyeongchang is pronounced with with an "ah" sound. We "ang" things over here. NBC Broadcasting and Sports chairman Mark Lazarus is all out of f&cks to give. The reason for ignoring what's correct and proper?
"It's cleaner."
Oh. Then maybe we should call you "Dick" because it's "cleaner", and clearly that's what your name should be. But this isn't the network's only faux pas. Secondly, Dan Hicks and Bode Miller were announcing an Alpine race in which a low-ranked skier ended up winning the gold. But these two twits announced the favored athlete as winning and refused to admit their mistake.
NBC, you win the gold in Dumbassery.
"It's cleaner."
Oh. Then maybe we should call you "Dick" because it's "cleaner", and clearly that's what your name should be. But this isn't the network's only faux pas. Secondly, Dan Hicks and Bode Miller were announcing an Alpine race in which a low-ranked skier ended up winning the gold. But these two twits announced the favored athlete as winning and refused to admit their mistake.
NBC, you win the gold in Dumbassery.
"I'm so ripped and ready for this!"
#2 RUSSIAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE ALEXANDER KRUSHELNITSKY
Russia is already in a timeout for doping, and the country's athletes can't compete under the Russian flag. So you'd think a Russian athlete wouldn't want to get caught doping. Wrong! Alexander Krushednutsky must've thought "hey, we're already in trouble..."
A.K. failed his drug test-- twice. He had meldonium in his system. The heart medicine increases blood flow and boosts stamina. You need that for ski jumping. Or bobsledding. Or speed skating. Or for... curling.
Curling...
Seriously!?!? There's so much pressure in curling that you need to take performance-enhancing drugs!?!?!? Have you seen some of these curlers? I imagine their "training" consists of slamming Big Macs, burritos, and Mountain Dew, then power napping on the couch!
Curling!!!!!
Guess he was stoned. Yes, slap me for the bad pun.
A.K. failed his drug test-- twice. He had meldonium in his system. The heart medicine increases blood flow and boosts stamina. You need that for ski jumping. Or bobsledding. Or speed skating. Or for... curling.
Curling...
Seriously!?!? There's so much pressure in curling that you need to take performance-enhancing drugs!?!?!? Have you seen some of these curlers? I imagine their "training" consists of slamming Big Macs, burritos, and Mountain Dew, then power napping on the couch!
Curling!!!!!
Guess he was stoned. Yes, slap me for the bad pun.
"I'm the only one clapping for my sh*tbag performance..."
#1 FERGIE
Not the former Duchess of York, but The Duchess of BEP (Black Eyed Peas). In case you missed it (and your ears hope you did), Fergie put her special spin on our National Anthem. A spin that resulted in a crash and burn. In what can best be described as Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday Mister President"-banging-a drunk jazz singer, there wasn't a dry eye in the house at the NBA All-Star game.
Because of the laughter.
What in the actual hell was she thinking? Cuz you know she rehearsed. You know her people had to have heard her rendition, yet..... Please. Just sing the anthem with some class and less ass.
Maybe she was trying to seduce a younger, suave, cash-stacked baller since she's divorced...
We should sue her for earhole assault.
Perhaps The Duchess should be renamed The Douchess.
Because of the laughter.
What in the actual hell was she thinking? Cuz you know she rehearsed. You know her people had to have heard her rendition, yet..... Please. Just sing the anthem with some class and less ass.
Maybe she was trying to seduce a younger, suave, cash-stacked baller since she's divorced...
We should sue her for earhole assault.
Perhaps The Duchess should be renamed The Douchess.
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