It happens on a few occasions-- a person so offensive that the entire Slap is dedicated to such a vile waste of space. Welcome to the club:
This anus wipe allegedly filed a false police report and was supported, prayed over, and spotlighted on national TV to regale the world over his "racially-motivated attack". Adding fuel to the hate-America-fire, this pecker rag claimed his two men wearing MAGA hats beat him because he's African-American. A true hate crime. Upon further investigation, the stories of the two non-white suspects didn't add up. It was discovered that these two were paid $3,500, allegedly, by Smuttet to attack him. Why? Because the faker was dissatisfied over his salary on the TV show "Empire". Because $20,000 per episode isn't enough jack. Plus, he wanted to promote his career, so let's try to gain sympathy with a hot-button issue.
Dude was foolish enough to pay these two with a check. And the attackers are from Nigeria. It's like one of those reverse Nigerian email scams. WTF!?!? Well, Lassie is innocent:
"(he) is angered and devastated by recent reports that the perpetrators are individuals he is familiar with. He has now been further victimized by claims attributed to these alleged perpetrators that Jussie played a role in his own attack."
WAAAAAAAAAA! You were caught. It's called a police investigation. I'm sure, though, all the police officers involved are racists.
There are real people who have really been victims of crime, victims of hate crimes-- and never receive justice. Many suffer the emotional and physical scars of their victimization. You should hope to never experience that. It's like claiming to have an illness when you don't. Bad. Karma. But I'm sure your scheming and conniving will pay off. It did for Kaepernick-- a mediocre-at-best football player who's rolling in the $$$ because of his "beliefs".
You, J.S., are a repulsive, self-serving douche nozzle. Congrats. I didn't know who the f*ck you were until your messy "incident" happened. Now, I say your name as curse word.