Offenders for the week ending April 7, 2017
Angry, Angry Hippo... Yeah, that title kind of makes me sound like a mean girl-- but you know I'm not. The title befits our #1 offender.
"Yeah, baby. You like this?"
#3 FOX NEWS
WTF is going on there!?! Don't tell me conservatives aren't freak-a-leeks...Former "head" honcho Roger Ailes being sued by another woman for sexual harassment. The network's already doled out $20 million to former anchor Gretchen Carlson. And then earlier this week, it was revealed that the network paid a total of $13 million to women who claimed top-rated anchor Bill O'Reilly was inappropriate.
Whew! That's a lot of cash. The latest "victim" Julie Roginsky claims that Rog was considering her for a full-time slot on The Five, but it never happened once she declined his advances. She also throws shade at former co-worker (and The Five panel member) Kimberly Guilfoyle, accusing her of being... uh... a skilled 'trouser snake wrangler.' (Sounds like some sour grapes from the fruit bowl on that one.)
Ailes ain't no saint. More likely a predator-- but with worse hair and breath. I'm starting to wonder if the female anchors are given knee pads and penicillin when their hired? Not. Cool.
Brings a whole new meaning to their slogan: "Fair and Balanced" (we harass everyone!)
Whew! That's a lot of cash. The latest "victim" Julie Roginsky claims that Rog was considering her for a full-time slot on The Five, but it never happened once she declined his advances. She also throws shade at former co-worker (and The Five panel member) Kimberly Guilfoyle, accusing her of being... uh... a skilled 'trouser snake wrangler.' (Sounds like some sour grapes from the fruit bowl on that one.)
Ailes ain't no saint. More likely a predator-- but with worse hair and breath. I'm starting to wonder if the female anchors are given knee pads and penicillin when their hired? Not. Cool.
Brings a whole new meaning to their slogan: "Fair and Balanced" (we harass everyone!)
"Here's my unsolicited opinion..."
#2 ALYSSA MILANO
You see, I'm tired of hypocrites. Sick of them. If you open your mouth with verbal vomit on this-and-that and what other people should do, perhaps you should live by your own words. The internets went out of their minds over First Lady Melania Trump's official portrait. How dare she be beautiful? How dare she look fierce? How dare she wear the bling Mr. Prez gave her on their 10th anniversary. Sure, she's wearing a 25-karat, $3 million ring. The Donald has a universe full of "f*ck you" money. Ms. Milano put out her two cents:
"You look beautiful, but you could feed many of the impoverished in our country with your rings."
So. What.
1. Who says the wealthy need to give their money away? (Which many do.)
2. What are YOU doing to help the impoverished? What size house do you live in? Did you sell any of your diamonds?
(crickets)
That's right. You're a Hollywood D-lister, and that means "do what I say, not what I do." Typical. Just stick to pimping sh*tty Wen hair products, and finding your relevance. Thanks.
P.S. Who's the boss now, beyotch!
"You look beautiful, but you could feed many of the impoverished in our country with your rings."
So. What.
1. Who says the wealthy need to give their money away? (Which many do.)
2. What are YOU doing to help the impoverished? What size house do you live in? Did you sell any of your diamonds?
(crickets)
That's right. You're a Hollywood D-lister, and that means "do what I say, not what I do." Typical. Just stick to pimping sh*tty Wen hair products, and finding your relevance. Thanks.
P.S. Who's the boss now, beyotch!
"Blah, blah, blah!"
#1 ROSIE O'DONNELL
Girl, you angry! You used to be so cute, and FUNNY. What the hell!?!? I know you and The Donald have a long history of mutual disgust, but stay out of his relationship with his wife. The First Lady tweeted recently:
"I urge you to not be afraid to fail-- as failure will never have the power to define you, as long as you learn from it."
Positive. Uplifting. Then O'Douchenozzle had to respond:
"Which is y u need to divorce him... take ur son n parents and FLEE."
Huh? What do your words of no-wisdom have to do with her speech at the International Women of Courage awards? Nothing! What do you know about her relationship with The Prez? Again, nothing. Why don't you mind your own affairs. Remember your miserable daughter who ran away from home? Let's concentrate on improving that relationship before belly-flopping into other people's biz.
"I urge you to not be afraid to fail-- as failure will never have the power to define you, as long as you learn from it."
Positive. Uplifting. Then O'Douchenozzle had to respond:
"Which is y u need to divorce him... take ur son n parents and FLEE."
Huh? What do your words of no-wisdom have to do with her speech at the International Women of Courage awards? Nothing! What do you know about her relationship with The Prez? Again, nothing. Why don't you mind your own affairs. Remember your miserable daughter who ran away from home? Let's concentrate on improving that relationship before belly-flopping into other people's biz.
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