Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Non-Sense

7/29/2022

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending July 29th, 2022:

#3 NICK CANNON

Super Sperm Shooter Nick welcomed his 8th baby this week. His. Eighth. Congrats! It is a happy occasion for Nick, considering he lost a child earlier this year. But... let's talk about your going all Biblical and being fruitful and multiplying. Nowhere in the Good Book does it say "Nick. Go bang a bunch of ladies cuz the planet Earth needs you."

At first, Nick had publicly stated that his large children count is because of his baby mommas (multiple) making the decision to have his children. He said it was on therm. Then, he changed his tune, saying that the situation is more like "consensual non-monogamy."

Pfft. More like: "I'm a manho with an ego."

Hey, dumbass. It's called 18-years of you paying up, sucka!

Sure, these women want to be moms. And they want to be paid. So, you best keep working your ass off to pay for 8 children (or more) for a long time.

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#2 LORI LOUGHLIN

"Aunt Becky" says life has been so strange since she got out of prison for her part in the Varsity Blues Scandal. You know, where she bribed and lied her daughter Jade's way into college. It's so hard that people thought she was a complete bitchbag for doing what she did. But everyone has been so kind now that she's on her mea culpa tour. She recently made her first public appearance at the "Lead With Love 3" telethon for the charity that helps combat food insecurity. She said:

"(the group)... welcomed me with such open arms at a time when I was feeling particularly down and broken."

Yes, two whole months in a cushy prison was soooo hard. Thing is, you're still rich. You get to go back making your stupid Hallmark movies. And your stupider daughter not only never wanted to go to college, but makes bank being an influencer. This is why the world is one step away from being Hell. Which you can go to anytime.

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#1 BEN DREYFUSS

This son of... Richard is everything you hate about the offspring of the rich and famous. He felt the need to open his mouth and tweet about that one time he paid a drug addict $50 so that he could be hunted through the woods like some brokedown Hunger Games. But it's cool, because he was using a paintball gun. Who in the af are you, dude? Seriously. You think it's great sport to torture and humiliate human beings who are in a bad place, who don't have your privelege, and who could use compassion and the opportunities your wealth can afford.

What's even worse? When people called him out for his tweet, he in turn called them "little babies." Then, he tried to play it cool, like nothing was offensive about the situation.

Pieces of sh*t come from all walks of life. This is why some animals eat their young.

Ben(d) over. I've got a place for you to stick that $50.

Malik the Dee-ck

12/11/2020

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending December 11th, 2020:

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#3 OLIVIA JADE GIANNULLI

The YouTube influencer (-ish) has broken her silence over her parents conviction in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. She chose Jada Pinkett-Smith's Red Table Talk to share her innermost emotions, because she felt "safe" there (insert eye roll). She said that at the time of the scandal:

"When it first happened I didn't look at it and say, 'Oh my God like how dare we do this?' I was like, 'Why is everybody complaining? I was confused what we did.' That's embarrassing to admit."

That you're such a dumbass that you didn't know it was wrong to have your parents (Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli) pay $500 thousand to fake your resume and get you into USC? It's apparent you have no brains and no moral compass. Seems like, someone didn't teach you right from wrong. And you really have no clue how the real world works. Yeah. Listening to you ramble on about how sorry you are was vomit-inducing.

Look. You're not sorry. Because we got the receipts of how mad you were at your parents when the scandal broke because they ruined your life and that you lost endorsements... Waaaaah! But... she's turned over a new leaf, y'all. She says she's working with inner city youth, and plans to continue working with underprivileged kids moving forward.

Gonna pay their way into a top-notch school? Cuz methinks you're not a good example for any human. And.... can you be anymore cliche. "Working with underprivileged kids" just glares an even bigger spotlight on your privilege.

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#2 LARSA PIPPEN

Why are you out so much? Because it's your season-- ho, ho, ho-bag! This tone-deaf trollop keeps posting stupid shizz on social media. After basically telling everyone to STFU about that picture of her holding hands with married NBA player Malik Beasley-- because we don't know the story, she's posting her sympathies to those "dealing with heartache." Oh, you mean like Montana Yao-- Malik's wife. Are you praying for her, too?

"God, I pray for healing & comfort for anyone dealing with heartache. I pray that they find refuge in You in the midst of their pain. May You continue to give them the strength to keep going. To push through these dark moments & know You are with them every step of the way."

Wow. Bitch, sit down! And please stop bringing God into your trampdom.

What's next? Are you gonna play the victim and say that Malik lied to you and said what? That he and his wife were on the outs? So it's okay to wang tango with him? And you wonder why the drama-loving Kardashians want nothing to do with you... you give messy a bad look.

P.S. Close your legs to married men-- especially those as old as your son. Vurp.

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#1 MALIK BEASLEY

The NBA baller was perhaps balls-deep in Larsa Pippen. That's bad enough. Because of the whole "I'm married". But what's more repulsive is that this low-life cheating poon chaser kicked his wife and their 2-year-old son out of the family home. Why? Because his wife dared file for divorce because he was caught cheating. Montana Yao took to social media to say:

"(We) were told to leave our family home ten days ago, and just like you all, I'm pretty confused."

The victim getting shamed because she stood up for herself and their child. It's one thing to be a complete ween to your spouse... but to throw out your own flesh and blood? There aren't enough bad things that could happen to you to make up for this. We could start with ripping your balls off, setting them ablaze, and shoving them up your ass... then throwing salt on your wounds. Sounds so magical...

You're exactly the kind of wasted genetic material that gives men a bad rep. Take his card back, gents! Toss him out of your "club" called manhood.

Stronger

12/4/2020

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending November 20th, 2020:

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#3 JAKE PAUL

A YouTubeTw&t on the list...

He fancies himself an athlete, after defeating former NBA player Nate Robinson in a recent boxing match. It was a knockout, even. And... Jake was already injured when he entered the ring. He had a broken nose. What a tough guy! First of all, it looked like Nate flopped. Second, why not box someone that's an equal physical match? Oh.... cuz you might get your pimply ass handed to you.

This ginormous d-bag is now challenging Conor McGregor to a match.

HA HA HA! Is it possible to punch someone's teeth out through their butthole?

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#2 ISABELLA ROSE

Who dis, you ask? She's one of the demon spawn of disgraced actress Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli. You know, the parents that bribed people to get their two dumbass daughters into college. Well, mommy and daddy are serving their prison sentences right now, and Isabella (a YouTube influencer) is overcome with grief that she needed a getaway. A very expensive weekend away at the five-star Rosewood Miramar Hotel in Santa Barbara. She was spotted with a male friend, frolicking on the beach, while sporting a cutesy sweatshirt with the phrase:

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

Your level of hotness is quite subjective. #yourfacelookslikemymentrualcramps

And, way to keep a low profile-- considering you're too stupid to get into college on your own merits. Oh! And way to not respect your parents-- even though they were also stupid enough to actually bribe someone in the first place.

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#1 BRANDON BLACKSTOCK

This guy is Kelly Clarkson's soon-to-be ex-husband. And the sooner, the better. Not only did he blindside her with wanting a divorce, he wants a sh&t ton of her money. While Kelly gets a win in her category regarding custody of their two children, this pube flosser wants $436 thousand a month in spousal/child support. Even though Kelly has primary physical custody, and he has to travel to L.A. for his three weekends a month. What does he need all that support for? Plus, he has the stones to ask for $2 million in attorneys' fees (he has 7 lawyers)!

Eat. A. Steamy. Bag. Of. Warted. Weens.

These two have a pre-nup, so I don't know what else he thinks he should be getting here... He needs a kick to the head, for one thing.

Kelly's former manager is Brandon's dad. Then Brandon became her manager. Girl.... you should've seen this was all kinds of shady. Plus, there's that saying: "Don't shit where you eat".

As sung in your own words: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Jaded

8/13/2020

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#3 OLIVIA JADE

What's that sound? It's the sound of a privileged brat stewing in silence at her dumbass rich mommy. Her relationship with Lori Loughlin is still on the mend after that whole Operation Varsity Blues Scandal. What is O. J. exactly upset about? That Mommy Mensa-less got caught? Or that her mom believes both her daughters are so moronic that she had to bribe someone to get them into college? Or that it's known she's equally not gifted in the brains department. But things aren't all bad. Olivia is really:

"... proud of her mom for pleading guilty... to face the consequences for (their) actions."

Awesome. And poor Olivia is taking one day at a time:

"Olivia Jade is now trying to move forward with her career as an influencer and YouTube star but knows that for a while she might face some struggle."

Girl, you have no idea what struggle is.

What's that sound? It's the sound of us real people not giving a f&ck about you.

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#2 JUSTIN HARTLEY

Break ups can be nasty. But they can be classy-- if you choose so.

Apparently, Justin (of "This is Us" fame) took the low road well traveled, and a storyline that sounds like something his character Kevin would've pulled. He decided his marriage of two years was over, so he filed for divorce. Then he told his wife, Chrishell Stause, that he filed the paperwork- via text message.

WTF!?!?

I get that we're all "face in phone" living. But you could've done the one-up-not-as-low-class thing and called her on the phone. Apparently, the two had been struggling-- but no one knows the reason behind the split. Regardless, still lowdown low.

Maybe she'll send you a box of dicks as a response...

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#1 TYRESE

On Fat Joe's podcast, Tyrese gave R Kelly kudos for staying relevant and reinventing himself through the years, even though R has " a lot of controversy and heat on him." By "controversy" and "heat", do you mean pedophilia?

Seriously.

Fat Joe questioned whether it was cool to bring up the good points as R Creepy awaits trial on multiple sex charges. Of course it's cool in the Tyreseverse.

"If I were to find out, what everyone is into, we probably wouldn't be a fan of anybody. When you have drug problems, you are alcoholic, or you got vices that may be inappropriate or whatever the case may be, you're just trying your best to do whatever it is that you're doing hoping people don't find out about it."

There's a big difference between drugs and booze and raping and degrading children. Yeah. Praising a known POS for the way he's dodged the law, basically, and manages to still have fans is not the way to live. Perhaps you need to keep an eye on your kids and women, lest some other famous person with some kind of "vice" is coming for yours.

By the by, what the hell are you into? Since everyone is into something...

Parental Defiance

5/22/2020

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#3 JON GOSSELIN

The former "star" of the reality show "Kate Plus 8" and ex-hubby to Kate Gosselin isn't talking to six of his eight children. He has sole custody of Colin, and daughter Hannah chose to live with dear ol' (deadbeat) dad. The kid thing happens. I guess. The part that is most annoying about this individual is his lack of career focus. First, he was a well-paid engineer. But, he quit the engineering thing because he said his fame made it too difficult for him to keep that job. Mmmmmkay. Then, he turned his ambitions to the world of entertainment. As in-- club DJ. #Fail

And now... he's a prep cook. I'm not saying the prep cook life is bad. What I'm saying is: YOU HAVE A F&CKING DEGREE IN ENGINEERING! Go. Engineer. Because methinks the prep cook salary isn't covering your responsibility to help with the cost of eight children.

Just...

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#2 TORI SPELLING AND DEAN MCDERMOTT

These two asshats landed on the list multiple times in recent memory for their life of debt and failed money-making schemes. And now they're back, somehow able to afford a move into a $3.7 million home. The two owe $1.2 million in back taxes and credit card debt. Actually, we should be slapping whomever gave these two a loan. Was it one of those deals like: Buy this 1989 Chevy Cavalier at 23.3% interest with no money down?

Enjoy your private sauna, pool, waterfall, two master suites, a wet bar, and a gourmet kitchen.

The two of you better never publicly bitch about your money situation ever again.

P.S. If you're looking for public sympathy, you shouldn't do things like buy ANYTHING. Duh!

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#1 LORI LOUGHLIN AND MOSSIMO GIANNULLI

Lookie who's going to jail! The parents of the year. The two douchnozzles that held-out the longest, proclaiming their innocence the loudest. The couple have agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy charges in the Operation Varsity Blues admissions scandal. Lori will serve two months in prison and pay a $150,000 fine. Hubby Mossimo will spend five months in prison and pay a $250,000 fine. Both will have two years of supervised release and 250 hours community service.

Lori was certain a judge was going to dismissed all charges, because they were bamboozled by Rick Singer-- the head honcho of this deception.

Wrong! But if you're innocent, why plead? Her lawyer said:

"This was a now or never deal. It was presented as the last clear chance for them to plead before going to trial, and they knew that if they were found guilty, they were realistically looking at more than a year behind bars, probably more like three or four."

I'm sure those two months are going to seem like a loooong time for Aunt Becky. Maybe when it's all said and done she can star in a Hallmark makeover of "Orange is the New Black". Yes! A movie in which a mom from the suburbs ends up in prison after a fight at a school bake sale, and manages to turn all her fellow prisoners into upstanding citizens after teaching them yoga and ear candling.

Girl, bye!

Greybar Full House

1/24/2020

Offenders for the week ending January 24th, 2020:

After a holiday and illness hiatus, the slap hand is ready to get back to work!

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#3 LORI LOUGHLIN

From "I'm sooo innocent" to, I need to protect my azz, Aunt Becky's getting ready for prison life. According to an insider:

"She's knuckling down, learning the lingo and practicing martial arts to give off the impression she's tough and to ward off potential bullies... Besides the physical training, she's getting lots of advice from prison professors on how to earn one's keep behind bars."

She best learn how to trade smokes and commissary privileges for a good night's sleep. Or get her scissor skills down. Oh, but she and the hubs are innocent of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, honest services fraud, money laundering, and federal programs bribery.

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#2 SHAMIN ABAS

Who? Yeah. She's not really famous. But she's infamous now-- seeing that she's Matt Lauer's new GF. WTF? A person close to the situation offered this gem:

"She knows who he is. She's thrilled she's with him. She doesn't seem to have a care in the word."

Guess she's Camille Cosby in the making. You know-- all denial-turn-a-blind-eye to what their asshat men are up to. Supposedly, this wannabe Mrs. is a public relations chick and longtime friend of Matt and his ex-wife Annette Roque. Oh, she looks like Annette's twin by the way. Not creepy af. Oh, and there's this tidbit-- Charmin and Matt were linked romantically in 2005. Matt was married to Annette at the time. So, she's just as skeevy as Lower.

May your Venus Fly Snatch forever enjoy the beef jerky that is your lover...

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#1 WENDY WILLIAMS

Why is this wenchbag wealthy and famous? And who watches her damned talk show? Her mere existence is offensive, but this time around she has offended those that have/had a cleft lip. Recently on her show, she was explaining how she was strangely attracted to Joaquin Phoenix calling him "oddly attractive". She loves his "piercing eyes", and then critiqued a scar on his upper lip. Then she said:

"He's got one of those-- what do you call it? Cleft lip, cleft palate."

She then hooked her finger under her lip, mimicking a cleft lip.

Needless to say, a lot of folk were fired up. When are people going to learn? But she said she's sorry and donated (allegedly) money to cleft lip causes. Because that will make it all better. We suggest she just disappear herself.

I Wanna Be a Billionaire

9/13/2019

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#3 KYLIE JENNER

This is a preemptive slap, as in: don't eff things up so I have to slap you for legit reasons. Kylie was recently bestowed the honor of being the youngest self-made billionaire. Granted, all the Kardashians and Jenners owe Momma Kris for shopping Kim's buck-naked film for lots of cash and too much reality TV time. But I digress. Her family lovingly teases Kylie for being so damned rich:

"When we're in a group chat talking about where we should go for a trip, they're like, 'Kylie? You going to pay for it?'"

HA HA HA! Oh, the ribbing wealthy folk must endure!

We're excited when we can pay off our Carnival cruise beforehand. Just make sure your money is well-invested so you don't end up like MC Hammer or Lindsay Lohan.

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#2 LORI LOUGHLIN

In a "DUH!" moment, Aunt Becky admitted that she should've taken a plea deal like Felicity Huffman did in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. Sources say she didn't realized the seriousness of the situation. Seriously?

"Lori was inclined to take the deal, but Mossimo said it would ruin both of their careers."

Uhmmm....
1. Damage done.
2. Jail time is better than a plea deal?
3. I thought you thought you were innocent...

Well, they are innocent. In their world. They believe they're being targeted for their wealth. Your wealth-- and throwing it around-- is what got you into this mess to begin with so, eff off.

Maybe Mossimo can design some fetch accessories for your orange jumpsuit.

#1 CHARLIE SHEEN

Oh, Charlie. You've been scary and entertaining throughout the years. From #Winning, to Tiger's Blood, to Heidi Fleiss-- the ride that is Charlie has been interesting. But one thing that's not forgivable-- not living up to your responsibilities. Ex-wife Denise Richards has taken Chuck to court, claiming he owes $450,000 in back child support.

"Charlie has squandered over $24,000,000 from the sale in his interest in Two and a Half Men to pay his personal debts and to support his extravagant lifestyle at the expense of support payments for his children."

The hot mess is also accused of diverting more than half-a-million dollars to family members (apparently, other than his children) to hide it. Charlie responded via social media:

"D and her legal posse traffic only in fiction. My day in court is painfully overdue. She is behaving like a coward and the truth will prevail."

So eloquent. So bullsh*tty.

Not sorry you have two children with Denise and two with your other ex-wife-- in that case you claim you can't get work. Why? Because of your own damned self. You can keep doing the wrong things when it comes to yourself, but you need to do the right thing when it comes to your kids.

Who's the real coward?

#NotWinningDadofTheYear

Don't Know Nothin'

8/23/2019

Offenders for the week ending August 23, 2019:

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#3 LARRY KING

After 22-years of marriage, 85-year-old Larry and his 59-year-old wife are calling it quits. An insider said:

"They've been living separate lives for many years. They love their kids."

The couple share two sons, ages 20 and 19. Methinks the age gap is a big reason, and his need for "supplements". Look, you've had eight (8) marriages to seven (7) women. Wondering "is it me?" Yup. It's you. Let's retire marriage from your life.

P.S. Is it Larry's bank account that's attractive, because he can't have a Wonder Wang. Not that I really want to think about his fossil crotch...

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#2 LORI LOUGHLIN

Guess ol' girl is feelin' the heat, because now she's all remorseful for her involvement in Operation Varsity Blues-- you know, that little scandal in which she lied (allegedly) and cheated (allegedly), and paid her daughter's way into college (allegedly.)

"She's embarrassed and hurt, and she knows that her reputation has been ruined for life."

Duh! But I thought you were 100% positive that you did nothing wrong and that you'd be vindicated?

"She honestly didn't think what she was doing was any different than donating money for a library or athletic field. That's the crux of why she pleaded not guilty."

Guess "dumbass" is her defense? What about all that photoshopping your kid into pictures of the rowing team... when she's never rowed (ho-ed possibly-- but not rowed.)

Keeping living in your bubble, girlfriend. And enjoy your orange jumpsuit. Maybe your fashion designer hubby could make a snazzy one for you!

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#1 TODD AND JULIE CHRISLEY, stars of "Chrisley Knows Best"

He made all his money in real estate and got himself a nice little reality TV show, but the walls have come crumblin' down (shout out to John Mellencamp.) He and his wife turned themselves in for indictments of tax evasion, wire fraud and conspiracy bank fraud. But they pleaded not guilty. An insider said:

"It looks like they moved assets, they didn't report income, they hid income, they did a lot of different things."

The two face jail time, though it may take a long time for the case to conclude. The couple claim they're being framed, and that they had no idea anything shady was going on. Here's a lesson for budding reality TV stars-- all your sh&t is going to be "out there". So, if you're involved in anything suspicious-- everyone will know. And there are people looking to take you down. Just ask the Guidices from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. You wanted fame. You faked fortune, and now someone's about to get deported.

Hey Todd & Julie-- guess you "Don't Know Best". Boom.

P.S. Bet your kids are laughing at your karma since you bullied them so much on your show...

Twit Epidemic

8/16/2019

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#3 THOMAS RAVENEL, former Southern Charm castmember

People can be hateful, hell-bent on destroying someone else. And people with privilege and money are even more hateful because they feel they can get away with it. This disgraced former politician served time in a federal prison for intent to sell a large amount of cocaine. He's been accused multiple times of assaulting women. He was exited from a reality TV show. And now, he won't stop fighting his baby momma, Southern Charm castmember Kathryn Dennis-- whether in court or via social media. This dude is on a smear campaign and is determined to hurt her every way he can.

Kathryn's mother recently died after a long battle with cancer. So, this psycho ass hat felt it was the perfect opportunity to kick someone when they're down. On the day of this woman's passing, Rapenel (alleged) posted a picture of his mother with his children by Kathryn on Twitter. Low blow. One Twitter follower called him out:

"Really? Timing is everything. You suck more every day."

True. Perhaps he'll go back to prison and suck whatever every day.

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#2 OLIVIA JADE

This bratty rectum fungus has made a major life decision. She's not going back to USC! You know, that university that her mommy and daddy (Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannuilli) lied and cheated (allegedly) to get her into. She's now going to return to her career as: Social Media Influencer.

"She never wanted to attend USC to begin with, and now she is sure that USC isn't the place for her. Right now her goal is to rebuild her brand and business."

Good luck. She lost a ton of jack after brands dropped her during the scandal. Her "people" are trying to convince her to start her own brand of something-- cosmetics, clothing. Whatevs. But since she has no ethics, perhaps her brand should test on animals, make clothing in sweatshops, etc... Here's an idea-- She could pimp things for liars: burner phones, clean urine samples, Ashley Madison subscriptions....

Here's another idea: Eat a large bag of dicks.

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Speaking of eating some Oscar Mayer, Miley is apparently done with meat and is going vajeegan. After less than a year of marriage to Liam Hemsworth, she's decided to call it quits. In a mutual statement:

"Ever-evolving, changing as partners and individuals, they have decided this is what's best while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and privacy."

Privacy? This cooch waffle is nothing but an open-spread-eagle book. How many times have we been tortured with pics of her crotch? And that damned tongue sticking out of her stupid head! Anywho, she left her hot hubs for Brody Jenner's ex-wife Kaitlynn Carter. Miley and Kaitlynn took a girl's trip to Italy, and when they returned-- Miley dumped Liam. What a coincidence.

Seriously, who would ever want to be near this petri dish? Like the air around her would be heavy with funk. You really are a virus, Cyrus. MRSA times a thousand. How much penicillin will it take to wipe you from the planet?

Dippin' in the Delusional Pool

5/31/2019

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#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Since social media is a way of life for many people, everything involving one's life is on display because why not? I mean, it makes for great "slap" fodder, so keep airing your dirties for us to see! The reality TV "star" is apparently on the outs with her fiancee/baby daddy Dennis McKinley because she and her entire family have blocked him on the Insta. Why? That's the mystery that we won't lose sleep over. She posted:

"Not gonna worry tonight. God had it LAST time. God has it THIS time."

Oooooh. Cryptic.

It's been no secret that Porsha has trust issues with men, understandably. But she's also been wreaking of desperation wanting a family and a man. A rich man. Which McKinley is. He's known as the Hot Dog King. Perhaps he's a real wiener in real life. Anywho, don't get angry at people knowing your business if you put your business for the world to see. Duh!

P.S. Guess the biggest insult one can dole out is to block or unfollow someone. Waaaah!

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#2 SONJA MORGAN, Cast Member/Real Housewives of New York

Not that fall-down-stupid-drunk ever looks good, but there's a certain time in one's life when it looks absolutely hideous. That's your cue, Sonja! On the most recent episode of the reality TV show, Ms. High Class, got low-down drunk. Oh, her castmates had to call an ambulance because it was that bad. Said fellow castmate Ramona Singer:

"I don't know what Sonja's been drinking, but it's obviously too much. It's not a good look. It's not a good look at all."

So what set Sloppy Sonja off? The revelation that one of her previous bed buddies is bedding one of her friends. As if this is shocking? You women share boyfriends like friendship beads. Why the concern now?

While this may make for "great" reality TV, it's not so great for the woman who carries the JP Morgan name. Oh, and you're somebody's momma. Great example.

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#1 LORI LOUGHLIN

Aunt Becky is dense. Totally dense. She really thinks she's innocent in this whole college admissions scandal. BWAAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAA! And, she doesn't think she'll be found guilty. Prosecutors allege that Lori and her hubby paid $500,000 to admissions consultant William "Rick" Singer and his non profit organization to have their daughters Olivia and Isabella designated as recruits to the USC crew team. (These two wenches probably think crew team involves "crew neck" tops.) Anywho, the spoiled brats were never on the team. But needless to say, Lori is fighting her "good fight":

"She's an active participant in her own defense, feels like she's got a valid defense, and when the evidence comes out, she won't be found guilty."

And what valid defense is that? There isn't one. Ignorance isn't a defense. But we're not even buying that. You knew exactly what you were doing.

Maybe she really thinks life is like one of those Hallmark movies she's starred in. Or, because she's uber wealthy her life really is one... until now.

P.S. I've never prayed harder for someone to be found guilty.

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