Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending May 6th, 2022:
#3 DAN AKYROYD AND DONNA DIXON
I'm always amazed when couples-- especially Hollywood ones-- endure. But this one is no longer happily-ever-after. They're going to remain legally married, but live life separately.
“After 39 years as a couple we are now on separate life paths. We remain legally married, co-parents, co-workers, and business partners. This is our choice in loving friendship.”
I've got some questions: Very mature. But... who gets the house? And what about the money? Surely those things need worked out, don't they? Does this mean you'll live together, but as roommates?
The two met in 1983 while filming Doctor Detroit, and have three grown daughters together.
“After 39 years as a couple we are now on separate life paths. We remain legally married, co-parents, co-workers, and business partners. This is our choice in loving friendship.”
I've got some questions: Very mature. But... who gets the house? And what about the money? Surely those things need worked out, don't they? Does this mean you'll live together, but as roommates?
The two met in 1983 while filming Doctor Detroit, and have three grown daughters together.
#2 BILL GATES
Billy has admitted in an interview to having a wandering willy, kind of. He told the "Today" show that he "caused pain" to his ex, Melinda. But did he cheat?
“I certainly made mistakes, and I take responsibility. I don’t think delving into the particulars at this point is constructive, but yes, I caused pain, and I feel terrible about that."
Let us read between the sheets. Ding, ding, ding! Yes. You cheated.
Gates has been known historically as a manho-- even before his money.
Gross. How can a man who started a company with the name "soft" in it have anything hard? Except his wallet. Which must be the attraction?
Maybe his philanthropy is more like feelanthrophy.
“I certainly made mistakes, and I take responsibility. I don’t think delving into the particulars at this point is constructive, but yes, I caused pain, and I feel terrible about that."
Let us read between the sheets. Ding, ding, ding! Yes. You cheated.
Gates has been known historically as a manho-- even before his money.
Gross. How can a man who started a company with the name "soft" in it have anything hard? Except his wallet. Which must be the attraction?
Maybe his philanthropy is more like feelanthrophy.
#1 JUSTIN BIEBER
This just in: getting married doesn't magically make you a better person. Because that's what Justin thought would happen when he married Hailey Baldwin.
“It’s a journey. I remember when I first got married, I hit a little bit of an emotional breakdown because I thought marriage was going to fix all my problems and it didn’t."
Duh!
And if you're thinking about having a baby because it will bring you closer if your marriage is rocky-- no.
Just take each day at a time. Be good to each other. And don't be a toolbag. Try really hard.
“It’s a journey. I remember when I first got married, I hit a little bit of an emotional breakdown because I thought marriage was going to fix all my problems and it didn’t."
Duh!
And if you're thinking about having a baby because it will bring you closer if your marriage is rocky-- no.
Just take each day at a time. Be good to each other. And don't be a toolbag. Try really hard.
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