Offenders for the week ending July 13, 2018:
#3 DEMI LOVATO
Girl, this is a wake-up slap. You've had your shizz together for a while now, but it's time to get off the crazy train.
Last month she severed ties with her rehab peeps, CAST Recovery. Her contract stipulated that she obviously had to remain sober or be let go. Now, she's fired her manager mid-tour:
"She wanted to go in a different direction, and decided to completely sever ties with him... she is focused on surrounding herself with positivity and accountability."
Hope this is the truth... because addicts are usually liars to themselves and everyone around them. Did your manager call you out on some bad behavior that you're in denial about?
I'll give you a seatbelt to keep you on that wagon.
Last month she severed ties with her rehab peeps, CAST Recovery. Her contract stipulated that she obviously had to remain sober or be let go. Now, she's fired her manager mid-tour:
"She wanted to go in a different direction, and decided to completely sever ties with him... she is focused on surrounding herself with positivity and accountability."
Hope this is the truth... because addicts are usually liars to themselves and everyone around them. Did your manager call you out on some bad behavior that you're in denial about?
I'll give you a seatbelt to keep you on that wagon.
#2 JUSTIN BIEBER
I'm a gal who loves love. But I don't think it's wrong to start taking bets on how long Justin and Hailey Baldwin will be married for-- that is, if they actually make that trip down the aisle. Because they've been on-again-off-again throughout their relationship history.
Justin proposed during dinner at a Bahamian restaurant. Awwww! His daddy is so happy for his boy. He tweeted:
"@justinbeiber Proud is an understatement! Excited for the next chapter!"
Sure Justin has matured. He went to church and stuff and doesn't browbeat and humiliate his women anymore! Whatever. I'm confused though. You told your ex, Selena Gomez, you loved her last month-- and now you're engaged. And recently, your fiancee said you two are better as friends-- and you still proposed?
If you do tie the knot, please do not reproduce for a long while. We have enough hot messes on this planet.
"Baby/Baby/Baby/Nooooooo!"
Justin proposed during dinner at a Bahamian restaurant. Awwww! His daddy is so happy for his boy. He tweeted:
"@justinbeiber Proud is an understatement! Excited for the next chapter!"
Sure Justin has matured. He went to church and stuff and doesn't browbeat and humiliate his women anymore! Whatever. I'm confused though. You told your ex, Selena Gomez, you loved her last month-- and now you're engaged. And recently, your fiancee said you two are better as friends-- and you still proposed?
If you do tie the knot, please do not reproduce for a long while. We have enough hot messes on this planet.
"Baby/Baby/Baby/Nooooooo!"
#1 CHRIS BROWN
Doesn't this set of dildo lips have as many arrests now as he's had hit songs?
There was a warrant out for his arrest. And it happened in Miami recently. He's accused of punching a photographer during a club appearance. I'm sorry, but you're still a popular artist (why, I don't know.) People are going to take your picture. In fact, that's what you want them to do. You know, for publicity and stuff.
Let's run down sperm rag's rap sheet:
1. 2009: Beating up Rihanna
2. 2016: Pointing a gun (allegedly) at a lady friend admiring your jewelry at your home.
3. 2017: Punching that photog (allegedly) in da club.
4. 2018: A woman was raped (allegedly) by two of your friends during a party at your home.
5. 2018: A woman granted a restraining order against your lame ass after you punched her.
At least you had a nice little seven-year stint of minimal douchebaggery. But you can't deny what you are genetically-- a waste. Would love to see you fight mano-a-mano with someone equally matched. Or better yet-- just stop breathing. Problem solved.
There was a warrant out for his arrest. And it happened in Miami recently. He's accused of punching a photographer during a club appearance. I'm sorry, but you're still a popular artist (why, I don't know.) People are going to take your picture. In fact, that's what you want them to do. You know, for publicity and stuff.
Let's run down sperm rag's rap sheet:
1. 2009: Beating up Rihanna
2. 2016: Pointing a gun (allegedly) at a lady friend admiring your jewelry at your home.
3. 2017: Punching that photog (allegedly) in da club.
4. 2018: A woman was raped (allegedly) by two of your friends during a party at your home.
5. 2018: A woman granted a restraining order against your lame ass after you punched her.
At least you had a nice little seven-year stint of minimal douchebaggery. But you can't deny what you are genetically-- a waste. Would love to see you fight mano-a-mano with someone equally matched. Or better yet-- just stop breathing. Problem solved.
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