Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending April 1st, 2022:
#3, #2, #1 WILL SMITH
The smack heard 'round the world has landed Mr. Smith on the list, taking all the spots. The dude who was once the go-to box office darling; the chill rapper who dropped rhymes about Summertime and Gettin' Jiggy Wit It is now the angry, cuckold man child for his stunt at the Oscars. Yeah, I said "stunt". And what a giant kitty you really are. You were laughing at Chris Rock's G.I. Jane joke. Your wife was smiling uncomfortably. After she shot you the "death stare" you casually strolled up to the stage and slapped Chris. Then you went back to your seat and swore at him. I hope Jada let you sleep in bed next to her that night. I wouldn't want to sleep in the garage, either, if I didn't jump when called to by my overbearing wife.
After not apologizing that night during your Oscar-winning acceptance speech, Will offered this:
“Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night’s Academy Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are a part of the job, but a joke about Jada’s medical condition was too much for me to bear and I reacted emotionally. I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I was out of line and I was wrong. I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be. There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness. I deeply regret that my behavior has stained what has been an otherwise gorgeous journey for all of us.”
Blah, blah, blah.
This is just a big joke in a world where wrong is right and right is wrong. You're not sorry. Not truly. Look at all the attention you've gotten! And you won't get cancelled, cuz, it's YOU. Hollywood Star. With the quick wit you possess, you could've easily verbally shut that joke down. But now you're an emasculated laughing-stock to us real people that have made you rich.
F*ck you. And your entitlement. And your hurt little feelings. You're a disaster. There are ways to defend your loved ones, and ways to embarrass them. You put the "ass" in embarrassment. Congrats. I've got a statue for you to stick somewhere.
After not apologizing that night during your Oscar-winning acceptance speech, Will offered this:
“Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night’s Academy Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are a part of the job, but a joke about Jada’s medical condition was too much for me to bear and I reacted emotionally. I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I was out of line and I was wrong. I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be. There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness. I deeply regret that my behavior has stained what has been an otherwise gorgeous journey for all of us.”
Blah, blah, blah.
This is just a big joke in a world where wrong is right and right is wrong. You're not sorry. Not truly. Look at all the attention you've gotten! And you won't get cancelled, cuz, it's YOU. Hollywood Star. With the quick wit you possess, you could've easily verbally shut that joke down. But now you're an emasculated laughing-stock to us real people that have made you rich.
F*ck you. And your entitlement. And your hurt little feelings. You're a disaster. There are ways to defend your loved ones, and ways to embarrass them. You put the "ass" in embarrassment. Congrats. I've got a statue for you to stick somewhere.
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