Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

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7/19/2019

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#3 LIL WAYNE

It must've been the heat that made Lil a little crazy. Cuz ol dude was gonna walk away from the Blink-182 Tour he's co-headlining. Four songs into his set in Virginia, he stopped:

"Hold on. I just want the people to know, if you're wondering, please forgive me, but I am so not used to performing to a crowd. And there's not too many. Like, still, that's not my swag. I'm not sure how long I'm going to be able to do this tour, but make some noise for Blink-182 including me anyway. This might be my last night though."

Apparently, he came to his senses. Or his people made him come to his senses. Cuz Lil Wayne is still on the road. Y'all don't need a lawsuit.

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#2 KIM CATTRALL

Put the menopause claws away, sister! We get it. She hates former Sex In The City castmate Sarah Jessica Parker. But do you have to mention it every time someone remotely asks you a question about a reunion or new movie? When asked about the possibility of a third movie:

"Never. It's a no from me. You learn lessons in life and my lesson is to do work with good people and try and make it fun."

We get it. Sarah was allegedly mean to you (?) It's all you talk about, actually. Why give her any juice if it is true?

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#1 HOLLYWOOD

Yes. An entire zone is getting the slap hand.

We understand the desire for diversity. That's why we believe y'all should create original, fresh movies and TV shows. Can we back off the remakes? Can we leave iconic movie characters alone?

Hollywood is patting itself on the back for casting a young, beautiful, African American woman in the new James Bond flick-- and giving her the 007 numbers. See, Bond is coming out of retirement and returning to MI6 and discovers his numbers haven't been retired. The producers of the Bond franchise believe the character needs to grow.

No. He doesn't. I recall women of all colors included in these films in the past. Oh, and they're notlonger calling Bond Girls, Bond Girls. They are women. Fine.

Look. James Bond is historically a womanizing, smack-a-dame-on-the-ass, suave, man-ho, with cool weapons. Keep him that way. Why not make Atomic Blonde a dude then? Oh...

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Just Don't Do It

7/12/2019

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#3 JORDYN WOODS

This trollop's only claim to fame is that she's friends with a Jenner and got close with a Kardashian's man. But, she continues to feel the need to speak about her dalliance with Tristan Thompson. Cuz it wasn't her fault. And her character is being assassinated. Because she was a true friend to one of the Jenner girls and she somehow thought Tristan was no longer with Khloe K, but they were and she didn't know that (?). And, she has not gained anything from being a part of the Kardashian/Jenner klan:

"I definitely work very hard for a lot of the things that I have, and as you can see, I'm out here hustling and I've always been working. I started modeling when I was 18 and, you know, I work hard."

Okay... Well, I'll give you this-- you've used the scandal to your advantage, launching some clothing collection. Now, you can make your own money. What a change!

Hey, tramp. Can you zip your lips (both sets) and go away?

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#2 TAYLOR SWIFT

TayTay has some strange mind control over fans. Like, seriously. She can do no wrong. She could hurl into a microphone and it would sell millions of copies. But I'm starting to think that she isn't the perfect princess, and is using her mesmerized public to create a reality that might not be real. Case in point: this whole beef with Scooter Braun over his purchase of her old record label, Big Machine, and the ownership of her old masters.

Look, we all know that every facet of the entertainment business is shady-- be it radio, TV, film, or music. Deals are made to the disadvantage of the artist all the time. Is it fair? Hell, no! But I'm starting to think Taylor's perception of her misdealings with her old label are not completely accurate. She claims she couldn't buy back her back catalogue of music. But her own father had ownership in Big Machine, so that's... suspicious. And instead of going directly to the source, she decided to spew via social media.

What do you hope to gain? A win? Your fans not supporting Big Machine artists? An uprising against Scooter and Justin Bieber? If you were truly harassed by these people, that's one thing. But if you're trying to fuel the #MeToo/bullying fire, then that's irresponsible. Some battles are best left out of the spotlight. And if your label owned your catalogue, perhaps your parents should've negotiated a better deal for you when you were a kid.

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#1 NIKE

What. The. F&ck. Why is Colin Isadick dictating what you do as a company? Seriously. Nike was set to release a limited edition shoe featuring the flag Betsy Ross designed-- but Colin was offended-- because the flag was created during a time when slavery was around.

Get. Over. It. Slavery is a part of the history of this country. Can't change that. The flag of Betsy Ross doesn't glorify slavery. It glorifies pride in our country. What's ironic, is that Colin is a slave to the past. Learn from the past and not repeat mistakes made. That's how you make change. Taking down statues and not teaching certain things in school won't change history. And have we ever figured out if Colin's family history included slaves? If so, horrible. But that situation also gave his lineage the opportunity to, I don't know, have a family member become an overly-paid NFL player.

Nike-- for a sporting shoe company, you surely have no balls.

P.S. Please, don't use the color yellow in your shoes ever because I'm half Asian and people call us yellow people and that's offensive...

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Zip Yo Lip

6/28/2019

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#3 TERESA GUIDICE AND DANIELLE STAUB, Real Housewives of New Jersey "stars"

Feuding bitches make for great ratings. Since one of these is completely crazy (Danielle) and the other is possibly cray cray (Teresa), we can't wait to see the next season of this hot-mess franchise. Supposedly these two reignited their feud after a half-decade of peace, and most recently-- near BFF-dom. What started the feud? Who knows.

"By the end of the season, there was a lot of finger pointing between Teresa and Danielle and it led to their falling out."

And allegedly, Teresa's sis-in-law and fellow castmember, Melissa, was stuck in the middle.

The two of these "ladies" should've never been friends in the first place. Teresa has a memory of convenience, and Danielle is delusional. Hey, Teresa. You called her a "prostitution whore" and flipped a table for a reason. But seriously, y'all are too grown to be this grade-schoolish.

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#2 LUANN de LESSEPS

So, the woman busted for drunkenness and assaulting a police officer-- and went to rehab twice is writing another book? Nobody gives a f&ck! Her first book, "Class With the Countess" was quite the humor piece. Oh, wait. She was serious in trying to school us on how to be our best classy selves.

Remember, this is a woman who was so drunk she fell into a row of bushes. This is the same classy dame that used her kids' trust fund money to support her own lifestyle. This is the same woman who has a "singing" career and cabaret show but has zero talent.

I think we'll pass on your latest book/memoir. We don't care to read about how tough life is for you. Or what you've written in your Hello, Kitty diary.

Like you like to say: Money can't buy you class. But could you please buy a one-way ticket to Mars?

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#1 ROSIE O'DONNELL

Why must this angry wind bag continue to open her mouth!?!?

Some dude wrote some book about The View, so that's given Hosey the perfect opp to spew her hate. In a recent interview, Rosie said View member Whoopi Goldberg was "mean" and "worse than Fox News." Also, this:

"(she) was the worst experience I've ever had on live television."

I would think TV in hi-def would be your biggest nightmare, but I digress... then she threw this shade at former View-er Elisabeth Hasselbeck saying that there were:

"underlying lesbian undertones" between them.

Cue the vomiting.

I would hope and pray that if Elisabeth were to take a dip in the lady pool that she would pick someone cooler than Rosie. I imagine Rosie would be like a horrible carnie in a two-sizes-too-small white t-shirt with sweat rings trying to cop a feel from an underage girl.

Perhaps Rosie has the Elisabeth fantasy. Methinks Elisabeth has better standards than Hosehead.

P.S. Don't you need to get back to alienating your children? Thanks.

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Daddy Dickest

6/21/2019

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#3 JIM EDMONDS

The former MLB star and kinda Real Housewives of Orange County cast member made a kind of confession-non-confession about cheating but-not-cheating on his wife, former RHOC star Meghan King Edmonds. This is what she said:

"I called Jimmy and he confessed to me that he had exchanged lewd photos with this woman over the course of several months and a physical relationship never existed. He paid her off to protect me so I'd never find out. Do I believe him? I don't know. Because I don't trust him anymore. Physical or not, he still had an affair and he admits this to me."

The vow-breaker admits to his actions but is vehement that there was nothing physical. So, guess he's not a cheater. Pffft. But he did pseudo-cheat while his wife was preggo. Classy. Keep your rooster to yourself. Nobody wants to see that dried-up jerky.

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#2 OJ SIMPSON

What in the af, dude!?!? He's served prison for one of his lesser crimes, and now that he's been free for a while he's decided to join Twitter. The Juice already has nearly a million followers. His first tweet was a video in which he said:

"I've got a little getting even to do."

Didn't you do that in 1994? Anywho, a parody OJ account screenshot-ed several menacing direct messages from OJ. He isn't pleased about this account that has filleted him about his acquittal in '94. Instead of ignoring the account, he maybe was "getting even" when he allegedly sent a ton of messages with, get this-- a string of 16 knife emojis and the warning:

"I WILL FIND YOUR ASS AND CUT YOU"

But remember, OJ didn't do it. He didn't do anything, but play football, run around airports and star in Police Academy and The Naked Gun.

Back to the golf course to find the real killers!

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#1 BILL COSBY

You remember ol' Billy. The actor/comedian/douchenozzle known as "America's Dad" that drugged and raped women over the decades? Welp, he shared a poignant message for all dads on Father's Day-- from prison:

"Hey, Hey, Hey... It's America's Dad... I know it's late, but to all of the Dads... it's an honor to be called a Father so let's make today a renewed oath to fulfilling our purpose-- strengthening our families and communities."

We have a message for you, Bill:

"Why don't you go play hide-and-go-f&ck yourself?"

Seriously? You. Giving advice!?!? On how to be a proper human being? On how to find just the right roofie mix to knock a woman out? STFU!

And, to make things even more insulting, this delusional dick pop is giving lectures to his felon, uh, fellow, inmates on the topic of:

How to get your lives together once they're free.

He's sharing tips on how to re-bond with your children, leading by example, how to find work, and how to stay clean.

Your transparent good deeds won't keep you from the fires of hell, America's Predator.

I say we teach him our own lesson. Why don't we all gather 'round, throw him on a pile of those ridiculous sweaters he used to wear and beat him with bars of soap...

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6/14/2019

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#3 TRISTAN THOMPSON

Not only is Tristan a no-good, trouser wanderer, but he's the king of double standards. The former flame and baby daddy of Khloe Kardashian allegedly paid his first baby momma more than $100,000 to not date other men-- even though he was already dating Khloe. Jordan Craig said the money was to keep her "on call", and that she used the funds to care for their son and to pay back loans to her mother and sister.

Tristan started cheating with Khloe right after he discovered Jordan was pregnant. Nice.

First of all, please use contraceptives. Second, can we stop living our lives like a Lifetime movie?

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#2 GWYNETH PALTROW

This wenchbag is just looney. She's married to Brad Falchuk, but they don't live together full time. Okay... I understand separate bedrooms for the snoring issue. I understand not living full time together when one person travels a lot for business. But the reason why these two don't live together is because they're a blended family. Brad has decided to keep his home to host his children from his first marriage when it's his week. Because this is a display of true unity and true step-parenting. Not! He has two kids, Gwynie has two. It's just easier to not try.

"I mean, sometimes that piece gets complicated when there are two teenage girls. If you're not all drinking the same Kool-Aid, it can be tough. I do think, though, at the end of the day, everyone wants the same thing, which is to feel love and and be accepted."

And nothing says "I love you" by not living together as a family. Sigh. Blending families is a challenge. But the way to handle that is to work through it.

Why did you even get married?

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER

Guess the Beebs felt he wasn't getting enough attention in the press, so let's generate some! Well, kudos for continually proving what a toolbag you truly are. For whatever reason, he decided to challenge Tom Cruise to an MMA match, saying the actor isn't that much of a badass like he is in the movies. So, he threw this down on Twitter:

"I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to a fight in the octagon. Tom if you don't take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite?"

For all his blabbing about what a "changed" person he is, he really isn't. He's supposed to have found God and is all zen, and is all married and matured. HA HA HA HA!

Still don't understand why he's picking on Maverick. As for questioning Tom's physical abilities, it's called acting. You know, where you pretend to be a character you're not. It's not like Tom is scaling buildings or fighting with skells. He's playing a role. Plus, this is just silly. What grown man would respond to some manchild's ultimatum? And, why are you messing with the poster boy of Scientology?

They could disappear you.

Wait. That would be a good thing. Please, keep challenging Tom.

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5/31/2019

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#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Since social media is a way of life for many people, everything involving one's life is on display because why not? I mean, it makes for great "slap" fodder, so keep airing your dirties for us to see! The reality TV "star" is apparently on the outs with her fiancee/baby daddy Dennis McKinley because she and her entire family have blocked him on the Insta. Why? That's the mystery that we won't lose sleep over. She posted:

"Not gonna worry tonight. God had it LAST time. God has it THIS time."

Oooooh. Cryptic.

It's been no secret that Porsha has trust issues with men, understandably. But she's also been wreaking of desperation wanting a family and a man. A rich man. Which McKinley is. He's known as the Hot Dog King. Perhaps he's a real wiener in real life. Anywho, don't get angry at people knowing your business if you put your business for the world to see. Duh!

P.S. Guess the biggest insult one can dole out is to block or unfollow someone. Waaaah!

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#2 SONJA MORGAN, Cast Member/Real Housewives of New York

Not that fall-down-stupid-drunk ever looks good, but there's a certain time in one's life when it looks absolutely hideous. That's your cue, Sonja! On the most recent episode of the reality TV show, Ms. High Class, got low-down drunk. Oh, her castmates had to call an ambulance because it was that bad. Said fellow castmate Ramona Singer:

"I don't know what Sonja's been drinking, but it's obviously too much. It's not a good look. It's not a good look at all."

So what set Sloppy Sonja off? The revelation that one of her previous bed buddies is bedding one of her friends. As if this is shocking? You women share boyfriends like friendship beads. Why the concern now?

While this may make for "great" reality TV, it's not so great for the woman who carries the JP Morgan name. Oh, and you're somebody's momma. Great example.

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#1 LORI LOUGHLIN

Aunt Becky is dense. Totally dense. She really thinks she's innocent in this whole college admissions scandal. BWAAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAA! And, she doesn't think she'll be found guilty. Prosecutors allege that Lori and her hubby paid $500,000 to admissions consultant William "Rick" Singer and his non profit organization to have their daughters Olivia and Isabella designated as recruits to the USC crew team. (These two wenches probably think crew team involves "crew neck" tops.) Anywho, the spoiled brats were never on the team. But needless to say, Lori is fighting her "good fight":

"She's an active participant in her own defense, feels like she's got a valid defense, and when the evidence comes out, she won't be found guilty."

And what valid defense is that? There isn't one. Ignorance isn't a defense. But we're not even buying that. You knew exactly what you were doing.

Maybe she really thinks life is like one of those Hallmark movies she's starred in. Or, because she's uber wealthy her life really is one... until now.

P.S. I've never prayed harder for someone to be found guilty.

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Jade-Ed

5/24/2019

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#3 WENDY WILLIAMS' SOON-TO-BE-EX KEVIN HUNTER

Divorce can be a messy business. But don't involve the children. No matter what their age may be. Kevin and his son with Wendy, Kevin Jr, went to a store close to their home to pick some things up. Cool. What wasn't cool is that the man and his 18-year-old son got into a physical altercation in the parking lot. But, daddy won't be pressing charges.

"I love my son very much and I will not be pursuing this matter legally. Things are not how they appear."

What appearance is that? That you're trying to influence your son to turn on his mother by saying she's a brainwasher? Not cool. The kid is grown and able to make a judgement call on his own. Perhaps he's not cool with you cheating on his mom and fathering a love child. Ouch.

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#2 ELLE FANNING

We get it. When you've got to look on-point, you do what's necessary. Hello, Spanx! But this is taking it too far. Elle fainted during a dinner at the Cannes Film Festival. Why? Because girlfriend's vintage Prada dress was too tight.

"Oops, had a fainting spell tonight in my 1950's Prada prom dress but it's all good!"

She says she was bloated because Aunt Flo was in town. We feel ya. We gain five temporary pounds every month. It sucks. But so does squeezing yourself into a dress that's going to cut off your circulation, dumbass. There aren't any vintage pant suits?

Here's a thought-- wear something else!

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#1 OLIVIA JADE

This spoiled, bratty, unappreciated little bitch is now all whiny and crying and wanting to go back to college. The same college that her parents (actress Lori Loughlin and fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli) cheated and lied to get her into. The same college that she previously didn't care about going to.

"She didn't get officially kicked out and she is begging the school to let her back in. She knows they (USC) won't let her in, so she's hoping this info gets out. She wants to come out looking like she's changed, learned life lessons and is growing as a person, so she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education."

That's laughable. Born-privileged people who are douchebags never change their douchebag ways. Because they don't have to. The same chick that doesn't have the goods to get into school has no need for school, not when you're a "social media influencer" making stupid amounts of money. The life lesson? Don't get caught. This is the same 'gina wad that wouldn't talk to her mom because she "ruined my life!"

Here's a lesson for you: shut your legs, open your mind, zip yo lip and f&ck off. Capisce?

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Beware the Worm

5/17/2019

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#3 TLC

I thought TLC was short for The Learning Channel. Why in the name of all things good do we need to learn about Kate Gosselin's love life? Yes. that Kate Gosselin. The one infamous for her previous show Jon & Kate Plus 8 and then Kate Plus 8, then some other show. The woman who added sextuplets to her twins. We got to watch these folks become celebrities while their marriage fell apart, and prayed those eight children would grow up relatively unscathed. Now, TLC must feel a need to rhyme again with Kate Plus Date.

The premise? Two matchmakers set Kate up on fun dates, while her twin daughters chime-in. Kate, with her not-so-warm-and-friendly-personality, on blind dates? Sigh. I get it. Since her ex-hubby had a midlife crisis and decided to bang 20-year-olds and ditch his engineering job to become a club DJ, Kate needed to hustle to support eight kids. The only way to make big cash is to stay public. But we really don't need this show, TLC. She can go write another book or something.....

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#2 BLAC CHYNA

You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood... you know what I mean. Blac is accused of threatening her hairdresser with a knife. Damn! B.C says she got fired up because the stylist threw cans at her car(?) Well, the stylist may have a good reason for "canning" Blac. The "celebrity" apparently owed some money and refused to pay. Mizz Nasty has a long history of law-breaking:

Public intoxication and drug possession; domestic incidents; arguing with people she owes money to... and on, and on.

Here's a thought. If you owe somebody money, you need to pay them! Imagine you doing whatever you do that's made you famous and not getting paid. Yes, all those babies you pop out for money from your baby daddies. You wouldn't stand for lack of "child support".

Calm down, girl.

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#1 DENNIS RODMAN

I'm starting to think he got the nickname "The Worm" because he's the worm in the bottle of tequila- drunk and useless. In between slumber parties with Kim Jong Ick, Dennis may be occupying his time with... theft. Allegedly. Supposedly, Dennis helped three female friends rob a store of some yoga pants. Here's what happened: The trio walked into a store, Rodman distracts employees by talking to them. His friends proceed to help themselves to yoga gear.

But Dennis says this story is totally inaccurate. He said he and his friends were hired to help move a $2,500 crystal art piece at the store, and the yoga items were payment. But, the surveillance video shows something different. Mr. Helping Hands said:

"I tried to help... as the good person I am. Am I going to jail? No."

Rodman was allegedly drunk at the time of the incident-- which he denies. Also, that crystal art piece? They dropped it on the floor. Oops.

If there were a Ultimate Hot Mess Award, this asshat would win hands down. Or would that be hands on... the goods?

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Go Back to Canada

5/10/2019

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#3 KATY PERRY

Ah, the Met Gala. That's wear all the famous people show up in costumes based on the year's theme for the event. An event I'll never be invited to because I have no fashion sense. Of course, it seems like a lot of famous people don't have fashion sense. But whatevs. While I appreciate Katy's fun persona, I found it ironic she decided that one of her "looks" of the evening would be a big burger costume. Outrageous wins, so maybe that was the goal. All I could think about was why a burger costume? There are way better costumes you could've chosen. But I guess what I find amazing about her choice is because of the irony. It's quite fitting because Katy has had a lot of "beef" in her history, so there's that.

P.S. I don't want to know what the special sauce is...

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#2 JOHN CENA AND NIKKI BELLA

Social media is truly reality TV. And it's the perfect outlet to post without thinking. John Cena and his ex-fiancee Nikki Bella are taking their fighter-ways out of the ring and into the Twittersphere.

John tweeted: "Beware those who think you owe them happiness at the expense of your own well being."

To which Nikki tweeted: "When you don't give him what he wants, he will delete you, silence you, manipulate you, do what he can to destroy you, but turn that hurt into strength. Take the high road and prevail! Happiness can't be bought, it is priceless. It's your true secret weapon. N."

Nice try at trying to be vaguely classy. You both are just one "bye, bitch" comment from entering hot mess Mama June territory. Nobody wants that.

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER

Isn't there a saying: "Douches of a feather flock together" or something like that. Our most loathsome Canadian import decided to verbally vomit on Insta to defend his bro, Chris Brown. Yeah, that Chris Brown. The woman beater.

"Everyone wants to wait til people die To give them the credit they deserve. I'm calling it now when CB passes away after a long full life, you will miss what you had in front of you the whole time... trust me watch you will see... the people who have over looked this mans talent because of a mistake he made... you need to reevaluate! Love you @chrisbrownofficial."

A mistake? You mean a repeated "mistake" of beating women. I can tell you I won't care when he drops off the planet. To me, he already has. Chris Brown had a potentially amazing legacy, being compared to Michael Jackson. But this is how life works: a pile of misdeeds overshadows talent. Especially since your douche-y friend is not apologetic nor sorry for his past "mistake". Just like you're not sorry for treating people like crap. Because you two are equally a jackhole.

Where's a muzzle for this ingrown dick pimple?

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Spoiled Meat

4/26/2019

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#3 TAMRA JUDGE AND KELLY DODD, castmates on the Real Housewives of Orange County

The only qualification needed to be a "real housewife" of any of the franchises has nothing to do with wife-ing. Catfighting. That's the only thing you need to be able to do. These two cougars who were friends, then weren't friends, then were, are not now. The two refuse to film with each other after a terrible fallout. Kelly allegedly pushed her own mother down a flight of stairs. At least that's what Tamra is claiming.

"Kelly has had some issues with her family in the past, but she has never pushed her mother down the stairs. Her mother even said that on-camera..."

Kelly is known for her hot-temper and going for the jugular. Wouldn't be surprised if she did push her momma down some steps. Bitch has anger issues. And Tamra... well, she's been known to drop a bomb or two.

Anywho, these two need to chill. But I guess if you're counting on a paycheck, you need to make some drama. Happy clawing!

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#2 MEGAN FOX

For whatever reason, the actress shared a silly photo of Shia LaBeouf from the set of Transformers-- a movie in which the two starred in. The caption from Megs was so sweet:

"Once upon a time 13 summers ago..."

Awwww. The two dated 13 years ago. But she's married now. And someone's momma. While this wasn't a cozy picture of the two of them, there were no other pics you snapped from Transformers that you could've shared to commemorate your entry into Hollywood?

Not cool. No matter how open you and your mister are about past liaisons, why share it? Yes, you're a celebrity. And yes, your dalliances have been archived and displayed in the media. There's no need to rehash. My hubs knows all about my exes, but I would never think of sharing a memory picture of any of them. If I even have any pictures of those fools...

#awkward #tacky #exforareason #respectyourspouse

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#1 VINNY GUADAGNINO, castmember of Jersey Shore

During a recent interview, Vinny was asked what his "body count' number was-- as in, how many babes did he "bag" over the years. His response:
"I really have no idea... more than 100 and probably higher than 500. It could be over 1,000."
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"You've got to understand, I've done these, like club appearances when I was on the show. So, like, three nights a week you're in a different city, traveling around the country, things happen.

OMG! You don't win a prize! You don't get a gold medal for Poon Pilfering! You get an angry, warted "rooster" that wants to beat the ever-loving sh&t out of you for abusing him!

"But I've slowed down a lot. Like now, I'm going back to my room, going to watch Netflix -- I want to just chill, I don't want to be in bed with somebody if you don't want to wake up to them the next morning and talk to them."

I'm surprised your Richard hadn't filed for divorce years ago!

Your name should be Weenie Gangreendingo...

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