Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending August 19th, 2022:
#3, #2, #1 PATRICK CARNEY
Doing the hometown proud, aren't ya? This fool-- who is only bangable because he's a musician-- cheats (allegedly) on his wife-- fellow musician Michelle Branch-- then calls police when she slapped him across the face. No visible marks, but she's facing a DV charge because you can't handle your business. Apparently, you've letting your business get handled while your wife is at home nursing a 6-month-old. This all came out after Michelle posted on her socials:
"To say that I am totally devastated doesn't even come close to describing how I feel for myself and for my family. The rug has been completely pulled from underneath me and now I must figure out how to move forward. With such small children, I ask for privacy and kindness."
Then, she filed for divorce:
"... the parties are no longer capable of resuming their marital relationship and living together as husband and wife."
The two had been married for 3-years. In addition to the 6-month-old, they have a 4-year-old.
Just because you can snatch all the cookies, doesn't mean you should. Gross. You're lucky she didn't divorce your twig-n-berries from your body.
"To say that I am totally devastated doesn't even come close to describing how I feel for myself and for my family. The rug has been completely pulled from underneath me and now I must figure out how to move forward. With such small children, I ask for privacy and kindness."
Then, she filed for divorce:
"... the parties are no longer capable of resuming their marital relationship and living together as husband and wife."
The two had been married for 3-years. In addition to the 6-month-old, they have a 4-year-old.
Just because you can snatch all the cookies, doesn't mean you should. Gross. You're lucky she didn't divorce your twig-n-berries from your body.
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