Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Baby Machine

7/9/2021

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Offenders for the week ending July 9, 2021:

#3 STEPHEN DORFF

MCU fans don't want you, either, Stephen! In fact, a lot of people are telling him to STFU after he threw shade at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow flick. He said he felt:

"... embarrassed for her. It looks like garbage to me, like a bad video game."

Stephen says he has no interest in ever joining the MCU. Cuz, you know-- standards. He said he'd rather act for the "next Stanley Kubrick" than be entangled with the MCU. The socials took to roasting him, including flaming his movie roles of the past.

"Nobody tell Stephen Dorff Blade was a comic book movie"

And so much more. Ouch.

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#2 WENDY WILLIAMS

She's the rash that won't go away! Always running her mouth. Her target this time? Actress and Influencer Tabitha Brown. After struggling for many years, Tabitha finally "made it". And that means that her husband, who's an LAPD officer, can retire. Because Tabitha wants to now support his dreams and goals as he did hers. Wendy took exception to that, because she (Wendy) was burned before:

"I was married to one of those. 'I make the money' and so on and so forth. 'Go live your dreams! Open a business! go, go go!' See how that turned out."

But there's more:

"I predict that this marriage is going to be on real rocky ground in a moment. 'Live your dream'... They may invest in stuff and lose the money. They invest in something else then the money gets swindled or stolen. Then they invest again and he comes home and throws his bag down. She's all 'What? What?' And he's like, 'I can't do this and this is your fault. You're over here making your money and stuff and had me quit my job."

Whew! That's a colon cleanse of sh&t she's dropping. Not everyone marries a toolbag that takes your money and impregnates his mistress. So, slow your roll. Tabitha is a big girl. By the way, Tabitha handled Wendy with class and a chill smackdown only a Southern lady could deliver. Kudos.

Keep drinking the bitter tea, Wendy. Such a wonderful way to live...

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#1 NICK CANNON

Somebody's awfully defensive about all his baby-making... Nick has fathered 4 children in less than a year. With different women. And-- it's "intentional". Nick said:

"I'm having these kids on purpose. I didn't have no accident."

Let's run down his non-accidents: Nick and Brittany Bell welcomed daughter Powerful Queen in December. In June of this year, he had twins Zion and Zillion with Abby De La Rosa. His newest baby is Zen, with Alyssa Scott and the end of June. He and Brittany already have a 4-year-old-- Golden. And, Nick has 10-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with Mariah Carey.

I know. I'm sweating, too, and my head hurts. He was chatting with City Girls on their podcast, when he asked them for advice. They told him to wrap it up and protect himself. How dare they! He responded by saying he could've gotten a lot of people pregnant, but he didn't.

You're gonna ask someone for advice, and then get pissed because you don't like it? It's because it's the truth. Wrap your willie up and stop reproducing. Unless you plan on buying Rhode Island and letting your offspring live there. At the rate you're going...

P.S. Maybe an STD test should happen?

P.P.S. George Costanza would be so proud...

What Goes Around Comes Around

5/21/2021

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#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Castmember/Real Housewives of Atlanta

Messy. Straight up messy. That's the only way to describe a person who gets engaged to her friend's ex-husband two months after "dating" him. Oh, and fiance Simon Guobadia's divorce isn't final yet. Minor detail. But who cares? Porsha is just so damned happy!

"Our relationship began a month ago-- and yes we are crazy in love. I know it's fast but we are living life each day to its fullest. I choose happiness every morning and every night. Tuning out all negative energy and only focused on positive wishes. He makes me so happy and to me, that is what matters most."

Oh. So he kisses your big booty. Because you are a lot of woman to handle. Lots of baggage you're hauling around. Good luck on your third engagement. Next time, try dating from a pool not flowing into your friends group.

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#2 GWYNETH PALTROW

This b&tch. Seriously. This. B&tch. Quarantine was rough on a lot of people. So many went through it. Hard. But apparently things were so hard for Gwynie, her diet suffered. She binged on quinoa-based cocktails every night and ate tons of... BREAD! Nooooo!

Really? Drinking your coochie-wah whiskey named after your grandpappy because you come from money and have tons of money isn't roughing it. And eating your luxury bread and pasta? Try ramen and cold Spaghetti Os from the can. But thank you, social media, for leveling-up the snarky responses:

"Everybody, please let's have a moment of silence. Things got really bad for Gwyneth Paltro during quarantine. She broke down and ate bread. I know, I know... tragic."

"In 2020, for 99% of the planet, breaking down = emotional collapse at loss of loved one, livelihood, home. For Paltrow it meant eating bread."

I know some place she can shove a French loaf...

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#1 CHRISSY TEIGEN

I loathe thieves and hypocrites. Chrissy is the Queen of Hypocrisy. While she spews her platitudes and virtue signals everyone publicly, she herself is a complete douche. She called out Matthew Perry and Ben Affleck for being "creepy" for being on the Raya dating app. Who asked you #1? And #2, who cares?

Then, Courtney Stodden refreshed Chrissy's memory-- publicly-- about all the times she bullied her. She showed the receipts of screenshots where Chrissy tweeted that a teenage Courtney should take a "dirt nap" and DM'd her that she should "go kill herself." Imagine that, the woke folk worst than the average folk who have enough character to not bully someone. Of course, Chrissy is all kinds of sorry, calling herself:

"(then) a sad, insecure, attention seeking troll".

Past tense. Really? Still present tense. You're still a troll, and still attention-seeking, Like that not-so-original stunt of leaving Twitter because you needed a break, only to return a week later, because... attention needed! Sorry not sorry you lost a couple of endorsements over your past actions. Karma is ultimately woke, because there is no discrimination. She visits everyone.

Joshhole

5/7/2021

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Sometimes the slap has one offender so egregious, the entire list is dedicated to that one offending POS.

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#3, #2, #1 JOSH DUGGAR

The former star of "19 Kids and Counting" apparently is all about kids. He has six of his own and a seventh on the way with wife, Anna. And apparently, he's a pedo. Let's travel back in time to 2015, when TLC canceled the show after it came out that Josh molested four of his sisters. Four. Of his sisters. The family patriarch, Jim Bob (for real), said this at the time about his eldest son:

"He said he was just curious about girls and he had gone in and just basically touched them over their clothes while they were sleeping... There were a couple of instances where he touched them under their clothes. This was not rape or anything like that."

I can't with this family...

Back to our present time: Josh's workplace was raided last week by The Feds and he was arrested. He's been charged with receiving and possessing child pornography. His lawyers managed to get him out of jail while he awaits his trial. But he's staying with friends of the family because he can't go home and be under the same roof with minor children. He can only have supervised visits with them. Homeland Security Investigations Special Agent Gerald Faulkner testified that one file found on Joshhole's computer-- which showed children from 18-months to 12-years-old-- was

"... in the top five of the worst-of-the-worst that (he'd) ever had to examine."

During the raid, Josh asked:

"What is this about? Has someone been downloading child pornography?"

Really? Guilty much? When the agents asked if he had seen or possessed some he replied:

"I'd rather not answer that question."

GTFO!

And to top things off, he's smiling smugly in his mugshot. What a complete affront to humanity.

He should have his pedo ween cut off and be forced to wear it around his neck. Then, the Hunger Games-type hunt begins where it's us versus him in the woods and he has no weapons. Children should hunt him with common items used as weapons to bludgeon him, then we'll set him ablaze on live TV so that everyone knows that we don't tolerate molesters.

Are we good with that?

Royal A-Hole

4/30/2021

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#3 RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO

Reality TV stars are not really stars. But they are. Even though many are just glorified degenerates. Like this Jersey Shore ween breath. While on probation for a previous domestic violence incident last year, Ronnie finds himself potential facing another charge. Apparently, there's some shady shizz going on here, because Ronnie tweeted this:

"I take all experiences as lessons. You learn who really cares about you when your down and out and than you see who doesn't! But I guess they call it the weeding process. Thank you to my real friends who haven't left my side and haven't betrayed me."

His girlfriend, Saffire Matos, had this to say:

"Ronnie and I are fine. There is a lot of misleading information floating around out there. With anybody who reached out with concern I appreciate it with all my heart, but everything that's being portrayed out there are not facts."

So, did one of y'all's "friends" call police and make an accusation? Or did they make a call because they're concerned?

We need to stop making asshats famous. Perhaps we can slap him out of stardom.

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#2 PRINCE HARRY

And the Duh Award goes to I'm-a-prince-but-don't-call-me-prince Harry. So, there's this little (large) rift between him and the royal family after he and Yoko, I mean Meghan, did that Oprah interview. He went back for Prince Phillip's funeral and was surprised by his family's "frosty reception." Well what in the actual f&ck did you think the reception would be!?!? "Hey, Harry, come give us a hug while you publicly stab us all in the back because you're all entangled in that celebrity snatch."

As a result, a source says Harry might not return to England this summer as planned for the unveiling of a statue of Princess Diana. Most likely, Harry will use the birth of his second child as an excuse to not make the trip. How convenient.

It appears that when you said your vows, you handed over your balls. And your brains. You can't put your family on blast publicly, royal or not, and expect everything (besides attitudes) to be cool. Apparently, Meghan's Magical Muffin emits something that erases your sensibility. Hope it's worth it.

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#1 MICHAEL LOHAN

It's no wonder that Lindsay and her sibling are a hot mess. Look at their parents: Dina, who's enjoying a long-term engagement to a man she's never seen in person, and Michael, a criminal ingrown ass hair. He's in more legal trouble for an alleged "patient brokering" scheme. He's one of 100 people accused of bringing patients into drug treatment centers in exchange for illegal kickbacks.

This is the same guy that opened his own drug rehab facility. Because he really wanted to help. Apparently, he was learning to help himself.

How utterly repulsive. It's crucial to match the patient with the right program for the best chance at success. You truly fit the "lo" in Lohan. Taking advantage of someone's devastation to profit yourself guarantees a special place for you in Hell. Enjoy the weenie roast.

Dumbstruck

4/9/2021

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#3 REGE-JEAN PAGE

Oh, Rege. You've broken a million hearts with your announcement that you won't be returning for season 2 of Bridgerton. Yes, you felt as if you "stuck the landing" with the first season (there's more "sticking" we want from you, wink wink.) But you were being offered $50-thousand an episode for three episodes. Granted, I highly doubt you would've been shirtless or naked in those episodes (we can dream), but... what's my point? Oh. Take the damn money. And take your clothes off. You should be allowed to walk around naked at all times. I don't even know why I'm spanking you, errr, slapping you. Oh, because you're denying us your fine-ness. That's why.

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#2 LARSA PIPPEN

This hurricane of drama has decided to step away from drama because it's too much to handle. HA HA HA HA! Yes. This still-married to Scottie Pippen revolving-door-for-wiener has ended her relationship with Malik Beasley-- who was also married. And is young enough to be Larsa's son. Gag. A source said:

"He was going through a lot and the time wasn't right."

The timing wasn't right? Going through a lot? Like him kicking his wife and toddler out of their home for your ass? You were okay posting Insta pics of the two of you holding hands way back in November and clapping-back at people for calling you out for your sus behavior. And then you got all righteous telling people that they didn't know the truth, and that love is love.

The truth is: There's no wiener you'd turn down. And, you live your life with so much drama that the Kardashians don't want anything to do with you. The Kardashians!!!! Who are all about staying in our faces!!!! What does that tell you? That you're beyond messy.

P.S. Poor Malik. He's lost his wife and now his ho. BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!

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#1 CHER

I can't believe this relic is still relevant. Well, she's not but you can't blame an old girl for trying. Because her fossilized heart was so full of emotion, she had to verbally vomit to the world that she would've prevented George Floyd's death had she been at the scene.

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!

Does she even know where Minneapolis is? She tweeted that she'd been talking to her mom and crying while watching the Derek Chauvin trial and said to her:

"Mom, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I kept thinking, maybe if I'd been there, I could've helped."

Yup. Crazy. Is the air in Hollywood different than our air? Because all these celebrities sound completely crazy. What in the af would you have done? Assaulted a police officer? Shimmy down a naval ship gun in g-string Depends? Thanks, oh mighty half-white privileged out-of-touch celebrity for swooping down and saving all of us minorities!

Is there any way we can get you to Sonny Bono yourself outta here?

B-I-L-L NO!

3/26/2021

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#3 MAMA JUNE

Trash is in the genes. Seems that way with this one. She rose to reality TV fame while pimping-out her daughter, Honey Boo Boo on the child pageant circuit. Then, came a string of reality shows for the matriarch. From extreme weight loss, to severed relationships with some of your daughters (for dating the man that raped one of them), to drug charges and living in your car (you had a beautiful home with all that reality money.) And now, yet another TV show "Mama June: Road to Redemption." In which she dishes about living in her car with her deadbeat, druggy BF:

"We were staying in Jackson, Georgia. We weren't using because we didn't have any money."

Thank goodness. Because who's taking care of Honey Boo Boo? She's only 15. Hopefully, you're woke now. And not in a political way-- but in a real life way. You had $750,000 that you put up your nose. Shame on you. Kick the trash to the curb and kick it out of your soul, woman!

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#2 KYLIE JENNER

Raise your hand if you're tired of entitled brats who lack awareness? Yup. The billionaire took some major heat for promoting a celebrity makeup artist's GoFundMe. She told her sheep to donate to Samuel Rauda's fundraiser after he was involved in a serious accident that required surgery. She did pitch-in $5,000 towards the $120,000 goal. But... you've worked with this dude before. You've spent a minimum of $100,000 grand on your baby's birthday party. You could've easily covered this person's expenses. But no. Just ask the zombies to spend money they don't have because they have bigger hearts than your fake lips.

She was called out on the socials:

"If I was as rich as Kylie Jenner I simply wouldn't ask ppl on the internet to donate for my best friend's brain surgery but we all built different I guess."

"How come Kylie Jenner isn't paying her makeup artist enough to afford a $60,000 surgery?"

Guess you don't get rich by spending money. Unless it's for something you can socialbrag about.

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#1 BILL COSBY

This. Mother. F&cker. He thinks he's getting out of prison soon. In fact, the 83-year-old rapist expects to be free to drop pills in drinks as early as next month. So confident this one is, he's refused to participate in sexual predator counseling sessions:

"Just a few days ago they came to him and asked if he would go to those counseling courses for being a sexual violent predator and he said 'No. I am not guilty of this and I am not going to any courses. By attending those courses, I am admitting guilt.'"

Sixty (60) women came forward, accusing you of drugging and raping them over the past 40 years. But they're all lying, right? It was all consensual, right?

That's right. They couldn't say "no" because they were drugged. Just because you don't believe what you did was wrong doesn't mean it wasn't. You're just a scumbag, like other scumbags, except you're scummier because you've got money to pay people off and stroke your... ego.

I hope you die behind bars with a pudding pop in your pipe.

Jose Cuer-no

3/19/2021

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#3 KHLOE KARDASHIAN

Khloe made a goal-- reunite with her baby-daddy Tristan Thompson for his 30th birthday. Well, she did! And now she's wearing a rather large rock on that finger. Sigh. Yes, you share a 3-year-old daughter. Yes, you want to have another baby with Tbag. But... do you really trust the dude that cheated on you with your sister's best friend? He's saying and doing all the right things right now. But when he's out on the road playing ball, who's playing with his balls?

His snake cannot be caged. Nor does he want it to be. I mean, look at who's Number Two on this list as a prime example...

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#2 ALEX RODRIGUEZ

What in the actual f&ck is wrong with you!?!? You are engaged to Jennifer-Friggin'-Lopez. Four. Years. Together. And Little ARod can't stop panty sniffing. You're a complete idiot. If you're going to jeopardize your relationship, could you at least not dip your wick into the reality TV ho-bag pool? While Madison LeCroy of Southern Charm is hot, she's no JLo! Sexting some THOT for funsies is just stupid. What are you trying to prove? That you've still got it? You will always "have it" because you're ALEX RODRIGUEZ. The Dead Sea Scrolls can't contain all the women you've wanged over the years.

I'm glad you and JLo are "working it out". Y'all are most likely working out splitting your assets while she's resisting splitting your ass in half with her Louboutin-adorned foot.

Wake up! Put your c*ck on lockdown before you ruin everything...

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#1 JOSE CANSECO

This broke down, steroid-ruined asshat only tops ARod because he's just so played out. What did this fool do? He decided to throw his hat into the ring for JLo's affections. Please. After taking to Twitter to call Alex "the most predictable person on the planet", he decided to shoot his shot for Jennifer:

"(she) needs a man that's by her side 24/7... (and is) older than she is."

Age has nothing to do with ARod's wangderlust. But there's more. Jose would....

"fight for (her)..."

But...

"(I've got) two town shoulders and a bad knee."

That's so... not eloquent. Who would want your powder puff penis at this point? Madonna was already there in your prime time. And being all up in that is kind of like walking barefoot through Grand Central.

Do us all a favor. Sit down. Shut up. Disappear.

Can't Touch This

3/12/2021

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#3 KEVIN CONNOLLY

Apparently, he's still living the Entourage life in his mind, because rules don't apply to him! He was caught on camera throwing a tantrum when his widdle Tesla got towed outside a flower shop in L.A. The thing is, he's lucky his car didn't get towed previously, because he's a chronic asshat.

The manager of said flower shop said he keeps parking his car in their parking lot while he's in the next building recording his podcasts. After leaving multiple notes on his car, the shop had enough. The douchehole went into the shop after his car was towed to rant, and now he's permanently banned.

Look, fool. They asked nicely. You didn't comply because they're just simpletons and you're an important person, right? Entitled POS.

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#2 JANICE DICKINSON

She's always been outspoken, but I think she's just old and grouchy now. Because old people get grouchy. She calls herself the world's first supermodel, so someone asked her about today's supermodels-- like the Hadid sisters and the Jenner sisters. Well, the Crypt Keeper had some feelings:

"No. They're not. They have one look. They don't really diversify their movements. They just stand there and get paid millions of dollars"

That's what models do... ?

"The models of the 70s, 80s do not compare to the models of today, the Instagram models that get famous and they put into Vogue-- the Kylie Jenners and the Gigi Hadids, and the Bella Hadids."

Meow! Maybe you should mentor these subpar models since you're the O.G. After you get your 100th surgery to try to make us think you're not 95.

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#1 NICOLAS CAGE

Just stop it. Stop. Getting. Married. Are you trying to one-up Elizabeth Taylor's eight marriages? I get the "I love you forever" and "this time it'll be different" and "we're soulmates". No. You're assholemates. That's what you are. Anyone that knows who you are knows your track record. Methinks your newest wife had to Google who the eff you are because she's 26 and you're 57. Hello, Daddy-Husband! But the two got married on February 16 in Vegas for good reason:

"The date was chosen to honor the birthday of the groom's late father."

One of his ex-wives attended the intimate ceremony. Touching. I really think the problem here is that Nic has Yellow Fever. While I applaud his love of my fellow yellow, three (3) of his ex-wives have been Asian. Move on to another country after this one flames out...

P.S. If she ever saw Face/Off, she'd probably turn down the proposal...

Funbags & Moneybaggs

2/19/2021

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#3 Reality TV-er MADISON LECROY of Southern Charm (but that's not her in the GIF)

From spreading to rumors to possibly spreading her home-wrecking legs, this reality TV "star" knows the game-- out of sight, out of mind. So stay in "sight". From rumored affairs with Jay Cutler and A-Rod, and now getting that body tight and right for her prowling and pouncing. At least she admits to all her new plastic surgery-- unlike many celebs. Of course, she said it was not for vanity purposes:

"I never thought I would need, much less want, plastic surgery. However, after giving birth to a 10lb baby eight years ago, I no longer felt confident in my own skin... there are areas that don't quite bounce back to where they were originally."

You do you, boo. And apparently anything with a hang-low... I give her an "A" for keeping her name out there. Whether she's a ho or a no, she's getting some pub. That, and maybe a disease. Who knows?

P.S. Is a vaj rejuv next? Cuz we know that's like a 10-wide L.A.-type highway you got going there.

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#2 Rapper, MONEYBAGG YO

I don't know who in the af this is. And I'm okay with that. But with a name like "Moneybagg Yo" you deserved to be slapped. But the real reason you deserve to be slapped is your lack of awareness. See, Mr. Yo took to the socials to brag about all the money he's made during these "unprecedented times". You know, a time when people have lost their jobs, can't go anywhere, and some have died. Good times.

"... not gone lie I made a couple of Ms in da pandemic, ion want it to end. I feel like the pandemic help a lot of people."

It's helped us? Please drink a water tower-sized portion of STFU. We're all so glad the pandemic hit cuz life was just so sad and boring. The Bag tried to apologize after the socials raged against him, though:

"I apologize to everyone I offended my comment was very insensitive it was not my intent to hurt anyone."

Apparently, it wasn't your intent to use proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, and sentence structure, but you made your pile so, whatevs....

I really think your name should be Dickbagg Tho

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#1 GWYNETH PALTROW

I didn't find her irritating as an actress. But as a human and self-proclaimed lifestyle guru, I find her extremely not tolerable. From her pimping "affordable" $3,000 spring wardrobes, to coochie steaming, and candles that smell like her vaj, comes the latest-- a Gwynie designed "intimate massager."

She said she had a lot of time on her hands (so to speak) during the QT, so why not channel some good vibes for her channel? I, frankly, don't want to share any connection with this wench. And secondly, charging $95 for a vibe that looks like a giant lollipop ain't tight. Leave the good times to that Adam & Eve website. Stick to being what you're good at-- a self-absorbed, out-of-touch "elite."

It's not that you've really done something offensive to top The Slap this week, except existing in general. You're like a grain of sand in a clam-- but you don't turn into a pearl. You just give the clam an infection...

Mr. Massengil

2/12/2021

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#3 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

The Boss was sauced. It's been revealed that the rocker was arrested back in November at Gateway National Recreation Area in Jersey for having some adult beverage action. He was cited for DWI, reckless driving, and consuming alcohol in a closed area. He's due in court in the next few weeks. Such a shame someone who's recently been virtually signaling is one to behave not-so-virtuously. But such as it is with celebrities and people with fat wallets: "Do as I say, not as I do."

Perhaps he should write an acoustic album of drunken ballads and name it: Booze in the USA. And while you're at it, go ahead and eat a Tunnel of Love-size back of d&cks.

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN

I appreciate and support the notion of redemption. But this dude has a history of slingin' is ding dong around willie nillie-- so to speak. Why subject yourself to potential heartache-- again? It appears the two are back together. She's forgiven him for cheating on her a couple of times and believes he's a changed man.

Okay.

And... it appears they want to give their 2-year-old daughter, True, a sibling. They have the frozen embryos ready to go. That's the best option, Khloe, because history does repeat itself. Get your baby, but toss the baby daddy. Remember: Take your heart out of this equation and keep his hard out of your pants!

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#1 SHIA LABEOUF

The douche extraordinaire finally makes a statement, sort of-- regarding the lawsuit filed against him by FKA Twigs (Tahliah Barnett). As we shared previously, she says she was subjected to physical, emotional, sexual and verbal abuse, courtesy of Shia. Now, he's responded-- through his attorney's prepared statement:

"(Shia) denies generally and specifically, each and every allegation contained in (Tahliah Barnett's) Complaint, denies that (Barnett) has sustained any injury or loss by reason of any act or omission on the part of (Shia), and denies that (Barnett) is entitled to any relief or damages whatsoever."

His lawyers say the charges should be dismissed because "none of the acts alleged were based on sex and/or the conduct was not sexual."

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She's claiming sexual abuse as well. So... what in the af do you mean? Dude, please. You're a giant steamy turd pile. I know it's hard for you to accept, but you're not a quality human-- if you're human at all.

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