"She's fueled with anger and has gotten ridiculously unreasonable."
Famous celeb-split lawyer Laura Wasser has had enough. Even this bulldog can't take the shizz anymore. I'm sure this is great for their kids. Not. There have been allegations of alcohol abuse and child abuse-- against Brad. No matter what the issues are between adults, if the children are loved and cared for by both parents-- don't try to taint their opinions or get in the way of that relationship. Act grown!
Girl, you need to get over the anger. Go drink someone's blood and kiss your bro. Maybe you'll feel better.
"OK so Cruella de Vil is retreating LOL. Let me know how that works out for you. @KensingtonRoyal."
In the months leading up to the royal wedding, this bloated bitch-bag has been spreading her vitriol for a fat payday:
"Let's face it, we all have to survive. Money makes the world go round, so if you want to call that cashing in, that's fine."
Regardless if what you're saying is the truth...
Your obvious jealousy is sad. We know you're upset because you're fugly-- with a face that resembles stepped-in elephant dung.
But his financial woes aren't his fault:
"I have been unable to find steady work, and have been blacklisted from many aspects of the entertainment industry."
Perhaps that is indeed the case. But you have yourself to blame. Remember all those hookers and all that blow? Remember your tiger blood and "winning"? Then there's your entire battle with "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre... in which you had these lovely things to say about him:
"He's the most miserable f*cking douchebag. The most talentless f*cksack of sh*t of f*cking stupid this side of La Brea."
I don't think you'll find that on any Hallmark card...
You're unemployable because you're a hot-mess-psychopath. Whatever talent you may have is overshadowed by your volumes of bullsh*t. Maybe if you hadn't snorted most of Colombia's gross national product, you might have some money left over.