One person takes the whole damned list this week. Why? Because she's that much of a hot mess. She's not famous, but infamous. And she's been memed, so she officially is a celebrity.
We all thought "Karen" was bad. Momma Weber is worse. She'd make "Karen" ugly cry. For days. Now, Bachelor Nation fully understands why Peter is an emotional mess and is attracted to the drams-- because his mom is bat-sh*t cray cray. The tears this woman has shed on the show. The emotional plea to "bring her home to us!!!" The crying when Peter got engaged to a woman he then dumped a month later... and those are the mild moments.
Barb became the biggest villain of The Bachelor franchise when she spewed her venom at the live finale. From the eye rolls, to body-shaming Madison by calling her a "twig", to flat out saying that Peter (her son, remember?) needed to "fail to succeed."
"All his friends, all his family, everyone that knows him knows that it's not going to work."
With Madison. See, Peter was torn between Madison and Hannah Ann. Madison made it clear to Peter that she was uncomfortable with his being intimate with the other final two contestants because she is a Christian who is saving herself for marriage. After a tough decision, Madison left the show-- which left Hannah Ann standing-- and getting proposed to by Peter. His mom luuuuuuves Hannah Ann. Because she banged him. And she's sweet. But Madison is a horrible person because she is standing strong on her morals-- which apparently is a bad quality. What mom encourages her son to be a man-ho, or shames a person for having standards? Barb does. Take a seat, "Karen." Peter and Hannah Ann broke up, and Madison is back in the picture. Because he loved her, too. Hard to keep straight, right?
The Bachelor live finale divided the Weber family with Peter saying his family needs to zip it and accept that he loves Madi. And I'm sure that Barb and her whipped husband, Peter Sr. had a fight after the show because-- in Spanish (they are from Cuba)-- she asked her husband to say something bad about Madison.
Wow! You were mic-ed up. Duh! Plus, a lot of us speak Spanish these days. Busted!
On top of all of this, instead of supporting her son-- Satan's Sister has invited past contestant Kelley out to lunch and "shopping" with her. Because she's better for Peter than Madison.
Madison-- run. Peter is not good enough for you, plus you can see your miserable future as their DIL.
Peter-- you're 28 with a full time job. Move out of your parent's house and get off your momma's teet.