Mr. Ed never wanted a big ol' thang anyways:
"I don't like large groups of people at the best of times. I never wanted a wedding that was loads of people."
Fine. I guess I'll just have to keep the Target gift card I was going to send you.
"Baby Hanson coming in December and we are over the moon."
Apparently, somebody's "full moon" got someone knockered up! You are the real-life Brady Bunch. Congrats. I guess your "slap" is to make sure you're not deliriously reproducing. But I'm afraid a slap might turn you on, and then I'll be writing about baby #7...
I wonder if MMMBop is some kind of ovulation-earthquake song resulting in the creation of many boppers. It is a catchy tune...
"The brightest part of my life is my kids. My world revolves around them."
You have a basketball team, and a second string! Maybe he's all Old Testament and thinks he needs to keep the human race going...
Perhaps your next movie role should be "The Nutsack Professor".... since yours is so... bountiful.