Offenders for the week ending March 6, 2020:
#3 VICTORIA FULLER, contestant on The Bachelor
Your "emotional scared-ies" ran its course a long time ago. Nobody has this much drama surrounding them unless: they love drama and need it in their lives, or, the lies contain partial-truths. Me thinks you're column A and column B.
Bachelor Peter Weber sent Victoria home, meaning she's not potential wifey material for him, amidst allegations of cray cray ways and a penchant for breaking up marriages. While those two things probably are real-life issues, Victoria's sullen nature is why nobody wants to put a ring on it. So, perhaps you can do some kind of reality show involving a personality transplant next... and perhaps a surgery that helps you keep yo legs shut...
Bachelor Peter Weber sent Victoria home, meaning she's not potential wifey material for him, amidst allegations of cray cray ways and a penchant for breaking up marriages. While those two things probably are real-life issues, Victoria's sullen nature is why nobody wants to put a ring on it. So, perhaps you can do some kind of reality show involving a personality transplant next... and perhaps a surgery that helps you keep yo legs shut...
#2 MARIE OSMOND
The 60-year-old loves her kids, but not enough to leave them any money when she dies. All her money is going to charity:
"My husband and I decided that you can do a great disservice to your children to just hand them a fortune because you take away the one most important gift you can give your children, and that's the ability to work."
I get it. There are plenty of rich brats that do nothing but take up space, get into trouble, and suckle from the parental money teet. But if your kids aren't complete f&ck ups, then why the diss? Marie says it's because she witnessed family members fight over possessions after someone had passed. Maybe it's because nobody left them a dime and they became savages.
Osmond has seven children ranging in age from 36 to 17.
Guess her kids need to start working for whatever charities she's gonna donate to so they can hope to get a little cha-ching...
"My husband and I decided that you can do a great disservice to your children to just hand them a fortune because you take away the one most important gift you can give your children, and that's the ability to work."
I get it. There are plenty of rich brats that do nothing but take up space, get into trouble, and suckle from the parental money teet. But if your kids aren't complete f&ck ups, then why the diss? Marie says it's because she witnessed family members fight over possessions after someone had passed. Maybe it's because nobody left them a dime and they became savages.
Osmond has seven children ranging in age from 36 to 17.
Guess her kids need to start working for whatever charities she's gonna donate to so they can hope to get a little cha-ching...
#1 JON PETERS
So remember when Jon married Pamela Anderson for 12 days? Well, he's getting married again. To his previous fiancee. The one he dumped to marry Pam. At first, he said he was bamboozled by Pam, who dumped him after he paid off her debt. But now, he's changing his tune. He claims he's the one who ended things... via text:
"This whole marriage thing... has scared me. It made me realize that at 74 I need a simple quiet life, and not an international love affair. Therefore, I think the best thing we can do is that I'm going away for a couple of days and maybe you need to go back up to Canada we did. The world knows we did it and I think now we need to go our own separate ways. I hope you can forgive me... I love you... I want to be in your life forever."
This crusty fool.
His newest future ex, Julia Bernheim, needs slapped, too. This dude can't have a wonder wang, so why are you marrying a man who dumped you for someone else? Maybe she figures he'll pay off her bills, too...
"This whole marriage thing... has scared me. It made me realize that at 74 I need a simple quiet life, and not an international love affair. Therefore, I think the best thing we can do is that I'm going away for a couple of days and maybe you need to go back up to Canada we did. The world knows we did it and I think now we need to go our own separate ways. I hope you can forgive me... I love you... I want to be in your life forever."
This crusty fool.
His newest future ex, Julia Bernheim, needs slapped, too. This dude can't have a wonder wang, so why are you marrying a man who dumped you for someone else? Maybe she figures he'll pay off her bills, too...
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