Two offenders this week. Two's enough in this case.
Yes. Threesome partner, Kortnie O'Connor. Oh, he just married Kortnie.
This would make marriage #4. (Touch my) Jimmy thinks this one's "the one":
“... for the first time in my life, I finally understand true happiness.”
Did you mean "humpy-ness"?
It feels like he should owe way more money. And there ain't enough time he can spend in jail to make right all the wrongs. Yes, he'll be in jail for the rest of his natural life, and Hell's fire awaits him, but...
You're getting slapped because you can't get slapped enough!