Oh. Then maybe we should call you "Dick" because it's "cleaner", and clearly that's what your name should be. But this isn't the network's only faux pas. Secondly, Dan Hicks and Bode Miller were announcing an Alpine race in which a low-ranked skier ended up winning the gold. But these two twits announced the favored athlete as winning and refused to admit their mistake.
NBC, you win the gold in Dumbassery.
A.K. failed his drug test-- twice. He had meldonium in his system. The heart medicine increases blood flow and boosts stamina. You need that for ski jumping. Or bobsledding. Or speed skating. Or for... curling.
Seriously!?!? There's so much pressure in curling that you need to take performance-enhancing drugs!?!?!? Have you seen some of these curlers? I imagine their "training" consists of slamming Big Macs, burritos, and Mountain Dew, then power napping on the couch!
Guess he was stoned. Yes, slap me for the bad pun.
Because of the laughter.
What in the actual hell was she thinking? Cuz you know she rehearsed. You know her people had to have heard her rendition, yet..... Please. Just sing the anthem with some class and less ass.
Maybe she was trying to seduce a younger, suave, cash-stacked baller since she's divorced...
We should sue her for earhole assault.
Perhaps The Duchess should be renamed The Douchess.