Offenders for the week ending April 21, 2017:
The B.B.C., as in "a network of ninnies." Yes, I went 19th century on ya!
"I'm not crazy, y'all!"
#3 BRITNEY SPEARS
Said in a fairytale, dreamy voice with rainbows and unicorns: "Maybe the third time's the charm"...
NOOOO! It won't be! Brit Brit wants to get married again. NOOOOOOOOOOO! She's planning a top-secret proposal to her backup dancer, Sam Asghari (I guess it's not so top-secret anymore.) Anywho, she plans on proposing AND tying the knot before her residency ends in Vegas this year. Remember the last time you got married in Vegas? Yeah... not so good. An insider had this to say about the pending cluster f*ck:
"Since Sam would be spending her money, Britney is buying her own engagement ring... the wedding will be butterfly-themed and monarchs will be released when they exchange vows."
This is such deja vu with singers and dancers (JLo, Mariah). Plus, you've already done this dance (sorry for the pun) before. Kevin Federline? The dancer? The father of your children? The DIVORCE? Dude needs his OWN money-- not an allowance. You may be older than him, but you ain't his mommy. I do get the butterfly theme-- it's him flitting off with your bank!
Haven't we learned from the grand dame Elizabeth Taylor that sometimes one should throw in the towel on the whole marriage thing? Yes?
NOOOO! It won't be! Brit Brit wants to get married again. NOOOOOOOOOOO! She's planning a top-secret proposal to her backup dancer, Sam Asghari (I guess it's not so top-secret anymore.) Anywho, she plans on proposing AND tying the knot before her residency ends in Vegas this year. Remember the last time you got married in Vegas? Yeah... not so good. An insider had this to say about the pending cluster f*ck:
"Since Sam would be spending her money, Britney is buying her own engagement ring... the wedding will be butterfly-themed and monarchs will be released when they exchange vows."
This is such deja vu with singers and dancers (JLo, Mariah). Plus, you've already done this dance (sorry for the pun) before. Kevin Federline? The dancer? The father of your children? The DIVORCE? Dude needs his OWN money-- not an allowance. You may be older than him, but you ain't his mommy. I do get the butterfly theme-- it's him flitting off with your bank!
Haven't we learned from the grand dame Elizabeth Taylor that sometimes one should throw in the towel on the whole marriage thing? Yes?
He sniffs pie, so why not cake?
#2 BILL COSBY
What's that smell? Desperation. This delusional dipsh*t is on a PR blitz with the goal of swaying public opinion before his sexual assault trial begins in June. He's recruited TV wife Phylicia Rashad, singer Melba Moore, his situationally-blind wife Camile, and his daughter Erika to speak goodness on his behalf.
Erika will speak of his "kind-hearted nature" and "overwhelming giving of himself."
Oh, he gave of himself (allegedly) many, many times. Then, Cos-scum will do his own TV sit-down interview. Nice strategy. Get your stuff out to the masses so it might be really hard to find a jury pool that hasn't heard much about your rape-y (allegedly) ways.
Good luck with that. You're just a turd swirling the bowl until the justice system flushes you down. Where you belong.
Erika will speak of his "kind-hearted nature" and "overwhelming giving of himself."
Oh, he gave of himself (allegedly) many, many times. Then, Cos-scum will do his own TV sit-down interview. Nice strategy. Get your stuff out to the masses so it might be really hard to find a jury pool that hasn't heard much about your rape-y (allegedly) ways.
Good luck with that. You're just a turd swirling the bowl until the justice system flushes you down. Where you belong.
"I'm turrible..."
#1 CHARLES BARKLEY
I thought Sir Dick was an NBA commentator. You know, commenting on the game of basketball. Yes, you want a tougher NBA-- but no one is down with insensitivity. Like what you spewed about Celtics guard Isaiah Thomas. Dude was spotted crying on the bench during shoot-around-- BECAUSE HIS SISTER DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT THE DAY BEFORE. Charles chimed in with this:
"I'm not comfortable with him sitting on the sideline crying like that. That makes me uncomfortable because that tells me he's not in shape to play... that makes me uncomfortable for him. That's just not a good look, in my personal opinion."
First of all, I didn't know you were a mental health counselor. Awesome! Second of all, you'd know nothing about what 'looks good'. Third-- if dude would've stayed home, you probably would've called him a crybaby p*ssy. Cuz you're known for sensitivity.
And even more insulting-- 15 minutes before you put your stanky foot in your mouth, you regaled the audience about how basketball is an escape from tragedy-- including your bro's death in 2009.
Stick to talking about the actual game. Leave the philosophizing to those with actual brains. Time to change your nickname from The Round Mound of Sound to The Round Mound of Ass-Clown.
"I'm not comfortable with him sitting on the sideline crying like that. That makes me uncomfortable because that tells me he's not in shape to play... that makes me uncomfortable for him. That's just not a good look, in my personal opinion."
First of all, I didn't know you were a mental health counselor. Awesome! Second of all, you'd know nothing about what 'looks good'. Third-- if dude would've stayed home, you probably would've called him a crybaby p*ssy. Cuz you're known for sensitivity.
And even more insulting-- 15 minutes before you put your stanky foot in your mouth, you regaled the audience about how basketball is an escape from tragedy-- including your bro's death in 2009.
Stick to talking about the actual game. Leave the philosophizing to those with actual brains. Time to change your nickname from The Round Mound of Sound to The Round Mound of Ass-Clown.
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