Offenders for the week ending April 10th, 2020:
#3 MEGHAN KING EDMONDS
Granted, I always thought your ex's name should be Richard. Because he's a complete dick. But... the dude has the 'rona and you want him dead? The former Real Housewives of Orange County cast member posted a TikTok video that slams her ex, baseball legend Jim Edmonds-- without calling him out by name. You know, that whole passive-aggressive game.
"Got a text from my ex the other day, he said he missed me. I said, 'I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm at a funeral.' He said, 'Oh, my God. Who died?' I said, 'My feelings for you did. Bye, f&cker.'"
Ouch. I know you're in a heated custody battle, and he allegedly shagged the nanny, and he's a warted ween... wait... am I on your side now? I'm slapping you anyways, just cuz.
"Got a text from my ex the other day, he said he missed me. I said, 'I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm at a funeral.' He said, 'Oh, my God. Who died?' I said, 'My feelings for you did. Bye, f&cker.'"
Ouch. I know you're in a heated custody battle, and he allegedly shagged the nanny, and he's a warted ween... wait... am I on your side now? I'm slapping you anyways, just cuz.
#2 MASON DISICK
I'm feeling like I need to beef with someone, because it seems beefin' is the thing to do. Even 10-year-old Mason (the son of Kourtney Kardashion and Scott Discik) be beefin'. During a live stream with TikTok personality Addison Rae, the pre-pube called YouTuber and makeup mogul Jeffree Star:
"...spoiled AF."
Uhhhmmm.... Jeffree is self-made, meaning-- he made all his money. He had nothing to begin with. You, child, were born into privilege. Who's spoiled? Also, your lame af parents shouldn't allow you to use the phrase "af" because you're 10.
Go to your room!
"...spoiled AF."
Uhhhmmm.... Jeffree is self-made, meaning-- he made all his money. He had nothing to begin with. You, child, were born into privilege. Who's spoiled? Also, your lame af parents shouldn't allow you to use the phrase "af" because you're 10.
Go to your room!
#1 TORI SPELLING & DEAN MCDERMOTT
So... we slapped Tori recently (and again today) because she's refused to pay her $90,000 American Express bill, and now the company is coming for her assets because they want paid. Tori then rolled-out some scheme where 20 lucky fans would get a one-on-one live chat with her-- for the low price of $95. That's when the internet lost its mind, and hubs Dean came to his damsel's rescue. It wasn't Tori's idea! And she just wanted to help people in this tough time:
"... because it's Tori Spelling, she gets dragged and she gets the hater coming down on her for simply doing something to entertain people, but more importantly, to provide for her family. What's wrong with that? What is wrong with providing for your family at this time?"
Hmmmm... First, real celebrities (not your wife) are donating the proceeds to have such opportunities with them through platforms like Omaze-- not pocketing the money. Second, who the eff has an extra $95 right now when so many people are out of work and others are keeping their budgets strict? Third, you could get a J-O-B, Dean the Ween. (Amazon is hiring) And lastly, who would pay to talk to Tori Spelling?
"... because it's Tori Spelling, she gets dragged and she gets the hater coming down on her for simply doing something to entertain people, but more importantly, to provide for her family. What's wrong with that? What is wrong with providing for your family at this time?"
Hmmmm... First, real celebrities (not your wife) are donating the proceeds to have such opportunities with them through platforms like Omaze-- not pocketing the money. Second, who the eff has an extra $95 right now when so many people are out of work and others are keeping their budgets strict? Third, you could get a J-O-B, Dean the Ween. (Amazon is hiring) And lastly, who would pay to talk to Tori Spelling?
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