Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending April 8th, 2022:
#3 MIKE SHOUHED, Cast Member/Shahs of Sunset
Anyone who's ever watch this reality TV show won't be surprised that he's been busted for domestic violence. This dude is a ball of rage, has antiquated viewpoints on gender roles, is a serial cheater, and is always "working on himself."
Please. You're just the typical Mr. Massengil. He's accused of committing "intimate partner violence with injury." He's engaged to Paulina Ben-Cohen, but it hasn't been confirmed if she's the victim. Methinks, yes, since we've seen on TV how he treats her.
Dude's deleted his IG, but not before he posted this:
"Your life is your responsibility. Your success is your responsibility. Your failure is your responsibility. Your reaction is your responsibility. Your behavior is your responsibility."
Thanks, Brokedown Budhha. STFU.
Please. You're just the typical Mr. Massengil. He's accused of committing "intimate partner violence with injury." He's engaged to Paulina Ben-Cohen, but it hasn't been confirmed if she's the victim. Methinks, yes, since we've seen on TV how he treats her.
Dude's deleted his IG, but not before he posted this:
"Your life is your responsibility. Your success is your responsibility. Your failure is your responsibility. Your reaction is your responsibility. Your behavior is your responsibility."
Thanks, Brokedown Budhha. STFU.
#2 HOPE SOLO
The former soccer champ can't keep trouble out of her net. She got busted last week after she was found passed out behind the wheel of her car with her two-year-old twins in their car seats. Her rep had this to say:
"On the advice of counsel, Hope can't speak about this situation, but she wants everyone to know that her kids are her life, that she was released immediately and is now at home with her family, that the story is more sympathetic than the initial charges suggest, and that she looks forward to her opportunity to defend these charges."
Sympathetic? Whatever your sob story is, you don't get behind the wheel of your car drunk (allegedly) with your babies in tow. She was passed out with the engine running for more than an hour!
And this ain't her first scrimmage with the law. She was arrested in 2014 on domestic assault charges after police said she attacked two relatives at her home. The charges were dropped in 2018. Back in 2012, she admitted to being intoxicated in an interview following her win at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Later that year, she faced a doping scandal, and her fiancé was arrested for allegedly attacking her the day before their wedding.
Three words for you: Get. Some. Help. Or... Go. F*ck. Off.
"On the advice of counsel, Hope can't speak about this situation, but she wants everyone to know that her kids are her life, that she was released immediately and is now at home with her family, that the story is more sympathetic than the initial charges suggest, and that she looks forward to her opportunity to defend these charges."
Sympathetic? Whatever your sob story is, you don't get behind the wheel of your car drunk (allegedly) with your babies in tow. She was passed out with the engine running for more than an hour!
And this ain't her first scrimmage with the law. She was arrested in 2014 on domestic assault charges after police said she attacked two relatives at her home. The charges were dropped in 2018. Back in 2012, she admitted to being intoxicated in an interview following her win at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Later that year, she faced a doping scandal, and her fiancé was arrested for allegedly attacking her the day before their wedding.
Three words for you: Get. Some. Help. Or... Go. F*ck. Off.
#1 OJ SIMPSON
If you haven't followed OJ on Twitter, you should. His DGAF is broken, and he has something to say about everything. So, he had to share his thoughts about the Oscars Slap Heard 'Round The World. He defended Will Smith. #notsurprised:
“[Will Smith] was wrong but I understand the sentiment. It was unfortunate. I think Will was wrong. Look, I understood the feeling. In my life, I’ve been through a lot of crap…every comedian in the country had an O.J. routine. Don’t think I didn’t want to slap some of those guys. You just have to accept that it’s humor.”
Really? Such level-headed advice on acceptance from a man who couldn't accept that his ex-wife moved on and maybe slapped her with a knife to death. Allegedly. This dude knows the truth, yet he's out in the streets playing all innocent about everything he's ever been in trouble for. Or went to jail for.
But thank you for still spending so much time on the golf course looking for Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman's real killer.
“[Will Smith] was wrong but I understand the sentiment. It was unfortunate. I think Will was wrong. Look, I understood the feeling. In my life, I’ve been through a lot of crap…every comedian in the country had an O.J. routine. Don’t think I didn’t want to slap some of those guys. You just have to accept that it’s humor.”
Really? Such level-headed advice on acceptance from a man who couldn't accept that his ex-wife moved on and maybe slapped her with a knife to death. Allegedly. This dude knows the truth, yet he's out in the streets playing all innocent about everything he's ever been in trouble for. Or went to jail for.
But thank you for still spending so much time on the golf course looking for Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman's real killer.
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