Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending December 24th, 2021:
#3 TRISTAN THOMPSON
Well lookie who's raising his hand now? Only because the evidence cannot be disputed. You ARE the father! T-Dog admitted that he a "sporadic" (do you mean "sploogeradic", ongoing sexy time with Maralee Nichols. Who recently gave birth to a baby boy. But... Tristan isn't admitting the baby is his. Mmmmkay. He said in paperwork to counter paying child support:
“We did not have any dates in the traditional sense at any time; there were no dining at restaurants, going to movies, traveling or any other indicia of a normalized relationship. There was only Snapchats of 'where' and 'what time' we would hook up and what hotels would be used."
Right. You can't get pregnant from dinner, even if she was eating "meat". Duh! Hookups unprotected can create a baby. Did you miss health class in junior high?
We'll see who's the papa. Right, Tristan?
#controlledbyhissnake
“We did not have any dates in the traditional sense at any time; there were no dining at restaurants, going to movies, traveling or any other indicia of a normalized relationship. There was only Snapchats of 'where' and 'what time' we would hook up and what hotels would be used."
Right. You can't get pregnant from dinner, even if she was eating "meat". Duh! Hookups unprotected can create a baby. Did you miss health class in junior high?
We'll see who's the papa. Right, Tristan?
#controlledbyhissnake
#2 BEN AFFLECK
Oh, Ben. You were looking so good until you opened your mouth and threw shade at your ex, Jennifer Garner. Their marriage ended on good terms. But Ben said he'd still be a drunk if he had stayed married to her. And then he left it at that without further explanation. What he claims he meant to say was this:
“We probably would’ve ended up at each other’s throats.I probably still would’ve been drinking. Part of why I started drinking was because I felt like I was trapped."
Ouch. Considering your ex-wife drove you to rehab-- even after your divorce-- and has been a stand-up kinda gal. This is shady. Because it sounds like she was the reason you have addictions.
Ben claims his words were misconstrued. And supposedly Ben's current Jen (Lopez) is furious at his loose lips. She doesn't like messy. And this is messy. A source said:
"They both agreed that they wouldn’t talk about their private lives in any depth after what happened last time they were together."
And JLo is trying to build a good relationship with Ben's kids. This doesn't help.
#onceadumbassalwaysadumbass
“We probably would’ve ended up at each other’s throats.I probably still would’ve been drinking. Part of why I started drinking was because I felt like I was trapped."
Ouch. Considering your ex-wife drove you to rehab-- even after your divorce-- and has been a stand-up kinda gal. This is shady. Because it sounds like she was the reason you have addictions.
Ben claims his words were misconstrued. And supposedly Ben's current Jen (Lopez) is furious at his loose lips. She doesn't like messy. And this is messy. A source said:
"They both agreed that they wouldn’t talk about their private lives in any depth after what happened last time they were together."
And JLo is trying to build a good relationship with Ben's kids. This doesn't help.
#onceadumbassalwaysadumbass
#1 CHRIS NOTH
Well, it appears Mr. Big is Mr. Pig. And Just Like, as the Sex and the City sequel dropped-- so did allegations of sexual misconduct from three women... and a whole slew of stories about his alleged abuse and anger issues. A spokesperson for Noth denies any wrongdoing:
“The story is a complete fabrication, and the alleged accounts detailed throughout read like a piece of bad fiction. As Chris stated yesterday, he has and would never cross that line."
Zoe Lister-Jones, who encountered him while working on Law & Order, called him a sexual predator. And his ex-girlfriend, Beverly Johnson, got a restraining order against him after he:
“punched [her] in the chest and ribs”
And threatened to kill her. Allegedly.
His agent dropped him. A deal to sell his tequila line fell through. And his current wife is no longer wearing her wedding ring, and will probably spend the holidays without him-- as he's hiding out in New York.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
#byebig
“The story is a complete fabrication, and the alleged accounts detailed throughout read like a piece of bad fiction. As Chris stated yesterday, he has and would never cross that line."
Zoe Lister-Jones, who encountered him while working on Law & Order, called him a sexual predator. And his ex-girlfriend, Beverly Johnson, got a restraining order against him after he:
“punched [her] in the chest and ribs”
And threatened to kill her. Allegedly.
His agent dropped him. A deal to sell his tequila line fell through. And his current wife is no longer wearing her wedding ring, and will probably spend the holidays without him-- as he's hiding out in New York.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
#byebig
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