I know. It sucks to be one of us...
Your New Year's Resolution: Get Tanaka tea (bagged).
The count-less was truly embarrassed, has apologized, and voluntarily checked herself into rehab. But, her first ex-husband-- Count Alexandre de Lesseps-- is out of f*cks to give. He wants her drop his name.
"After she remarried she officially lost the title and now he's demanding that she stop pretending to have a title she doesn't."
Maybe you need an addendum to your little book that gives us step-by-step tips on how to Zsa Zsa Gabor a police officer.
Your New Year's Resolution: Change your name to Betty de Ford.
His video commentary was a tasteless, poor attempt at humor. And the world got really angry at him. But he did it for the views. Or he didn't...
But... he's, like, totally sorry:
Your New Year's Resolution: Eat a bag of steamy "Richards". Make that an extra large bag..