Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Different Direction

11/5/2021

Offender for the week ending November 5, 2021:

#3 HARVEY WEINSTEIN

There really is no room for people like Harvey Weinween on this planet. You know the type-- asshats that terrorize people; sexually harass people; threaten people. You might even work with someone just like this, sadly. Continuing to prove what a large, steamy POS this guy is, the story that Harvo effed-over the late Robin Williams. According to Kevin Smith, Weenerstein purposely pulled "Good Will Hunting" from theaters early so that Robin wouldn't get too much money from his back-end deal. Kevin said:

"It was like, 'Wait. There's all this Oscar buzz, so why would you pull it if it was just making money? They did it because keeping it in theaters meant that more of the money would go to Robin, whereas the moment it went to video, the split wasn't Robin-heavy. It was hamstrung because (of) greed."

The film made over $225 million and won two Oscars.

Is there a place worse than hell for him to burn in? Or should he get some good ol' Old Testament Justice, first?

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#2 KIM KARDASHIAN

Kimmy. You've left behind one ball sack. Don't run into the bowl of another-- meaning-- stay away from Pete Davidson! This dude is a known wang slinger! There is no flesh ride in the world worth the grief. The two have been spotted holding hands, and they're trying to play that "we're just friends" line that nobody ever believes. A source says:

"No one really knows what's going on with Kim and Pete. They are just friends right now, but things could turn romantic."

I still cannot figure out what the attraction is. Maybe he runs the best game ever, because he just got done with Bridgerton's Phoebe Dynevor. He's got so many notches on his bedpost, the bedpost broke. Maybe he's trying to one-up John Mayer?

Anywho, make sure that man-ho wraps it. Do. Better... Literally.

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#1 ZAYN MALIK

You shouldn't try to resolve conflict with shoving the grandmother of your child. But... Zayn has an anger issue, apparently. Yolanda Hadid, mother of Zayn's on-again-off-again GF Gigi Hadid, says Zayn struck her last week. Zayn says it's not true:

"I adamantly deny striking Yolanda Hadid and for the sake of my daughter I decline to give any further details."

Look. Yolanda may have been a part of the Real Housewives of Orange County at one point, but she's not a drama queen. She's always been the voice of reason. So, methinks the accusations are true. Enough so that Gigi has met with lawyers to arrange custody because, unfortunately, "Zayn will have to be a part of her (the baby's) life."

Zayn and Gigi have been toxic from day one. Time to move in a different direction. Hope you learned your lesson Malik The Deek. Or just keep being a "dick".

Can't Touch This

3/12/2021

Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!

Offenders for the week ending March 12, 2021:

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#3 KEVIN CONNOLLY

Apparently, he's still living the Entourage life in his mind, because rules don't apply to him! He was caught on camera throwing a tantrum when his widdle Tesla got towed outside a flower shop in L.A. The thing is, he's lucky his car didn't get towed previously, because he's a chronic asshat.

The manager of said flower shop said he keeps parking his car in their parking lot while he's in the next building recording his podcasts. After leaving multiple notes on his car, the shop had enough. The douchehole went into the shop after his car was towed to rant, and now he's permanently banned.

Look, fool. They asked nicely. You didn't comply because they're just simpletons and you're an important person, right? Entitled POS.

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#2 JANICE DICKINSON

She's always been outspoken, but I think she's just old and grouchy now. Because old people get grouchy. She calls herself the world's first supermodel, so someone asked her about today's supermodels-- like the Hadid sisters and the Jenner sisters. Well, the Crypt Keeper had some feelings:

"No. They're not. They have one look. They don't really diversify their movements. They just stand there and get paid millions of dollars"

That's what models do... ?

"The models of the 70s, 80s do not compare to the models of today, the Instagram models that get famous and they put into Vogue-- the Kylie Jenners and the Gigi Hadids, and the Bella Hadids."

Meow! Maybe you should mentor these subpar models since you're the O.G. After you get your 100th surgery to try to make us think you're not 95.

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#1 NICOLAS CAGE

Just stop it. Stop. Getting. Married. Are you trying to one-up Elizabeth Taylor's eight marriages? I get the "I love you forever" and "this time it'll be different" and "we're soulmates". No. You're assholemates. That's what you are. Anyone that knows who you are knows your track record. Methinks your newest wife had to Google who the eff you are because she's 26 and you're 57. Hello, Daddy-Husband! But the two got married on February 16 in Vegas for good reason:

"The date was chosen to honor the birthday of the groom's late father."

One of his ex-wives attended the intimate ceremony. Touching. I really think the problem here is that Nic has Yellow Fever. While I applaud his love of my fellow yellow, three (3) of his ex-wives have been Asian. Move on to another country after this one flames out...

P.S. If she ever saw Face/Off, she'd probably turn down the proposal...

Wilted Rose

8/9/2019

Offenders for the week ending August 10, 2019:

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#3 GIGI HADID

I'm not into the reality show The Bachelorette. But I have plenty of friends and social media that's all about it, so I know what's happened. Tyler Cameron was the 2nd place "winner" but then ended up going out with Bachelorette Hannah after the show though he didn't win... and then in another soap opera turn, he decided to hang out with model Gigi Hadid. He's a tool, cuz not only is he swinging his schlong all over the place-- he missed a court appearance in Florida to go out with Gigi. But I digress.

This slap is about Gigi.

Girl, you are the "it" supermodel right now. You can have the best of the all-beef franks out there, and you're choosing a reality TV show creep? He's not even cute. And, he's obviously looking to keep his name out there by taking you out. Why entertain this fool? Are you slumming it? Best get a big supply of batteries instead of grabbing any sausage sammie that's available.

Wake up!

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#2 GWYNETH PALTROW

Haven't heard a nauseating peep from this one in ages, and then-- BAM! Made the list for a second week in a row. Last week, this offensive wench was worried about being "f&ckable" at her age, and now she dropped some eff bombs on Instagram Live when someone dared to question her cooking abilities:

"Do I actually cook? Yes, I f*cking cook! Goddamnit. You think I would write -- you think I would pretend to write cookbooks if I didn't cook?"

Uhmmm... yeah. There are plenty of "cooks" who write books and don't cook. Egads! So trashy for someone who claims to be so classy. Touchy much? Rule #1: don't engage a troll on social media. And if you do, no nastiness. Be savvy.

Bet you won' like it when I call you a "testicle junkie"... now, go make me a gourmet grilled cheese.

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#1 SHEP ROSE, Southern Charm cast member

This guy comes across as this cool-every-dude, but he's got teeth. and ol' boy bites. Hard. Not so southern charming. After watching him on this show, he's just a big man-child. With a ton of family money. He doesn't have to work, gets mailbox money on the regular, and has no problem asserting his "intelligence" and "superiority" over the peasants.

In a really sh&tty move, the 40-year-old frat boy thought it'd be funny to record video of himself harassing a homeless woman in New York collecting cans. He said:

"Look at me. Nice cans! I mean, the cans you have!"

HA HA HA! Not. That's the funniest joke ever. Get it. Cans? Lame. Then, when the woman covered her face and yelled "No!", he refused to stop.

His fans eviscerated him on social media. But, he cares about no one.

"Omg. I offended you! Ok. Here's the plan, sensitivity training 5 times per week. Then intensive therapy (hot yoga?) followed by a public flogging in the town square. Then i move to Siberia and live in an igloo for 4 months. At this point. I think I'll be cleansed of your disapproval."

He also tweeted that people should simply unfollow him.

I'd say I'm shocked by his lack of compassion, but I'm not. You should be grateful every day that you will never be in that woman's situation. Disgusting. Degrading. Disrespectful. What a crap blower you are!

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