Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending June 11, 2021:
#3 JASON SUDEIKIS
Try as he may, Jason is still really broken over his breakup with his fiancee and baby momma, Olivia Wilde-- who left him for Harry Styles. A source says:
"They're going from strength to strength, and he's still massively upset and, to be honest, is still a little angry."
We feel for you, but this slap is to wake you da fuque up! Olivia walked away from your lengthy relationship and family unit for some young Oscar Mayer. It sucks. But you deserve better than someone who's going to throw everything away for some celery-stalk lovin'. Enjoy your current situation with British model Keeley Hazel.
"They're going from strength to strength, and he's still massively upset and, to be honest, is still a little angry."
We feel for you, but this slap is to wake you da fuque up! Olivia walked away from your lengthy relationship and family unit for some young Oscar Mayer. It sucks. But you deserve better than someone who's going to throw everything away for some celery-stalk lovin'. Enjoy your current situation with British model Keeley Hazel.
#2 Tiger King "Stars" JEFF LOWE & WIFEY LAUREN
Let's be honest. None of the stars of this Netflix documentary are upstanding citizens. Not. One. They're all a little "oak-y" as in "shady." The Lowes are right up there. Maybe even worse than Joe Exotic. I know, right?
These two wealthier-than-they-should-be-animal-"lovers" are now in trouble for DUI in Oklahoma City. According to police, the couple drove out of a parking lot, drove over a curb, then abruptly stopped. Lauren got out of the driver's seat and switched places with Jeff. But since he was drunk, too, well...
A police chase ensued. The two failed sobriety tests and reeked of booze. I expected more from these two. Like roaming the streets, drunk, while riding on tigers. But since their tigers were confiscated...
P.S. A big eff you to Netflix for even introducing us to these.... creatures. And I don't mean the tigers...
These two wealthier-than-they-should-be-animal-"lovers" are now in trouble for DUI in Oklahoma City. According to police, the couple drove out of a parking lot, drove over a curb, then abruptly stopped. Lauren got out of the driver's seat and switched places with Jeff. But since he was drunk, too, well...
A police chase ensued. The two failed sobriety tests and reeked of booze. I expected more from these two. Like roaming the streets, drunk, while riding on tigers. But since their tigers were confiscated...
P.S. A big eff you to Netflix for even introducing us to these.... creatures. And I don't mean the tigers...
#1 ARMIE HAMMER
So not shocking. This penultimate scumbag has checked himself into rehab. Because that's what celebs do when they want to paint on a halo for all of their (alleged) misdeeds. Armie has left the Cayman Islands for rehab near Orlando for addictions to drugs, alcohol. and sex. I mean, poor Armie has had a hard life. We just don't understand,..
"Everyone looks at Armie thinking that he's had some sort of privileged life-- and that must mean there were no problems in his youth and everything was peachy keen. But that's not necessarily the way things go. Just because you come from an upbringing where financial resources are plentiful doesn't mean life isn't without problems."
Boo hoo. Yes. He has problems. But they were probably ignored because he comes from money. There is no way his fantasies of rape and cannibalism just popped up one day in his adult life. Surely, he exhibited some freakiness to his closest of friends who should've been real friends and sought help for him.
But methinks this guy is beyond living a fetish. He really wants to hurt women and eat their flesh. So we'll see if he truly wants help or not. The odds are not forever in his favor.
P.S. Can someone douse you in some Arm & Hammer to get the stench of your douchebaggery out of the planet?
"Everyone looks at Armie thinking that he's had some sort of privileged life-- and that must mean there were no problems in his youth and everything was peachy keen. But that's not necessarily the way things go. Just because you come from an upbringing where financial resources are plentiful doesn't mean life isn't without problems."
Boo hoo. Yes. He has problems. But they were probably ignored because he comes from money. There is no way his fantasies of rape and cannibalism just popped up one day in his adult life. Surely, he exhibited some freakiness to his closest of friends who should've been real friends and sought help for him.
But methinks this guy is beyond living a fetish. He really wants to hurt women and eat their flesh. So we'll see if he truly wants help or not. The odds are not forever in his favor.
P.S. Can someone douse you in some Arm & Hammer to get the stench of your douchebaggery out of the planet?
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