Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending September 30th, 2022:
Two offenders this week. Two's enough in this case.
#2 JIM EDMONDS
The former St. Louis Cardinals outfielder and current broadcaster (?) has had quite the life. In 2020 he divorced his third wife, reality TV "star" Meghan King. Why? Because she felt betrayed that he developed feelings for their threesome partner.
Yes. Threesome partner, Kortnie O'Connor. Oh, he just married Kortnie.
This would make marriage #4. (Touch my) Jimmy thinks this one's "the one":
“... for the first time in my life, I finally understand true happiness.”
Did you mean "humpy-ness"?
Yes. Threesome partner, Kortnie O'Connor. Oh, he just married Kortnie.
This would make marriage #4. (Touch my) Jimmy thinks this one's "the one":
“... for the first time in my life, I finally understand true happiness.”
Did you mean "humpy-ness"?
#1 R. KELLY
Pay up, sucka! A judge in Brooklyn has ordered this pustule to pay two of his victims over $300,000 in restitution. The money will be used towards psychological services and treatment of herpes. He already owes at least $450,000 in restitution from his previous trial where he was sentenced to 30 years in prison.
It feels like he should owe way more money. And there ain't enough time he can spend in jail to make right all the wrongs. Yes, he'll be in jail for the rest of his natural life, and Hell's fire awaits him, but...
You're getting slapped because you can't get slapped enough!
It feels like he should owe way more money. And there ain't enough time he can spend in jail to make right all the wrongs. Yes, he'll be in jail for the rest of his natural life, and Hell's fire awaits him, but...
You're getting slapped because you can't get slapped enough!
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