Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offender for the week ending September 23rd, 2022:
#3, #2, #1 ADAM LEVINE
Shall we call him Levine The Ween? Cuz this dude's slayin' in the streets as much as possible. At least, attempting to. An Insta model spilled some piping hot tea this week about her affair with the married-with-another-baby-on-the-way frontman from Maroon 5.
Summer Stroh (or should we name her "Stroke") said she was under the impression that Levine was no longer coupled, and that she and he had been
“seeing each other for about a year”
Adam says that's not true:
“A lot is being said about me right now and I want to clear the air. I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in ANY kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair, nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period in my life. My wife and my family is all I care about in this world. To be this naive and stupid enough to risk the only thing that truly matters to me was the greatest mistake I could ever make. I will never make it again. I take full responsibility. We will get through it. And we will get through it together."
"Regrettable" cuz you done did got caught.
Oh, but there's more!
It appears he's chronically ill with "poor judgement". Several other women have come forth with claims of flirty messages from A-damn. Some of these messages include:
"Distract yourself by f****** with me!" "I shouldn't be talking to you you know (right)?"
His wife-- Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo-- is shattered. But, they're working on their relationship. And, again, she's pregnant with their third child.
Not surprised by any of this. Especially when you have a song called "Sugar"-- which, apparently, you've got quite the sweet tooth. Or this gem from the archives, a 2009 interview in Cosmo mag:
“Instinctively, monogamy is not in our genetic makeup. People cheat. I have cheated. And you know what? There is nothing worse than the feeling of doing it."
And yet, you still continue. Must not feel too bad, huh? Hope your wife slaps a tattoo off your ass.
Summer Stroh (or should we name her "Stroke") said she was under the impression that Levine was no longer coupled, and that she and he had been
“seeing each other for about a year”
Adam says that's not true:
“A lot is being said about me right now and I want to clear the air. I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in ANY kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair, nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period in my life. My wife and my family is all I care about in this world. To be this naive and stupid enough to risk the only thing that truly matters to me was the greatest mistake I could ever make. I will never make it again. I take full responsibility. We will get through it. And we will get through it together."
"Regrettable" cuz you done did got caught.
Oh, but there's more!
It appears he's chronically ill with "poor judgement". Several other women have come forth with claims of flirty messages from A-damn. Some of these messages include:
"Distract yourself by f****** with me!" "I shouldn't be talking to you you know (right)?"
His wife-- Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo-- is shattered. But, they're working on their relationship. And, again, she's pregnant with their third child.
Not surprised by any of this. Especially when you have a song called "Sugar"-- which, apparently, you've got quite the sweet tooth. Or this gem from the archives, a 2009 interview in Cosmo mag:
“Instinctively, monogamy is not in our genetic makeup. People cheat. I have cheated. And you know what? There is nothing worse than the feeling of doing it."
And yet, you still continue. Must not feel too bad, huh? Hope your wife slaps a tattoo off your ass.
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