​Offenders for the week ending May 31st, 2019:
#3 PORSHA WILLIAMS, Cast Member/Real Housewives of Atlanta
Since social media is a way of life for many people, everything involving one's life is on display because why not? I mean, it makes for great "slap" fodder, so keep airing your dirties for us to see! The reality TV "star" is apparently on the outs with her fiancee/baby daddy Dennis McKinley because she and her entire family have blocked him on the Insta. Why? That's the mystery that we won't lose sleep over. She posted:
"Not gonna worry tonight. God had it LAST time. God has it THIS time."
Oooooh. Cryptic.
It's been no secret that Porsha has trust issues with men, understandably. But she's also been wreaking of desperation wanting a family and a man. A rich man. Which McKinley is. He's known as the Hot Dog King. Perhaps he's a real wiener in real life. Anywho, don't get angry at people knowing your business if you put your business for the world to see. Duh!
P.S. Guess the biggest insult one can dole out is to block or unfollow someone. Waaaah!
"Not gonna worry tonight. God had it LAST time. God has it THIS time."
Oooooh. Cryptic.
It's been no secret that Porsha has trust issues with men, understandably. But she's also been wreaking of desperation wanting a family and a man. A rich man. Which McKinley is. He's known as the Hot Dog King. Perhaps he's a real wiener in real life. Anywho, don't get angry at people knowing your business if you put your business for the world to see. Duh!
P.S. Guess the biggest insult one can dole out is to block or unfollow someone. Waaaah!
#2 SONJA MORGAN, Cast Member/Real Housewives of New York
Not that fall-down-stupid-drunk ever looks good, but there's a certain time in one's life when it looks absolutely hideous. That's your cue, Sonja! On the most recent episode of the reality TV show, Ms. High Class, got low-down drunk. Oh, her castmates had to call an ambulance because it was that bad. Said fellow castmate Ramona Singer:
"I don't know what Sonja's been drinking, but it's obviously too much. It's not a good look. It's not a good look at all."
So what set Sloppy Sonja off? The revelation that one of her previous bed buddies is bedding one of her friends. As if this is shocking? You women share boyfriends like friendship beads. Why the concern now?
While this may make for "great" reality TV, it's not so great for the woman who carries the JP Morgan name. Oh, and you're somebody's momma. Great example.
"I don't know what Sonja's been drinking, but it's obviously too much. It's not a good look. It's not a good look at all."
So what set Sloppy Sonja off? The revelation that one of her previous bed buddies is bedding one of her friends. As if this is shocking? You women share boyfriends like friendship beads. Why the concern now?
While this may make for "great" reality TV, it's not so great for the woman who carries the JP Morgan name. Oh, and you're somebody's momma. Great example.
#1 LORI LOUGHLIN
Aunt Becky is dense. Totally dense. She really thinks she's innocent in this whole college admissions scandal. BWAAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAA! And, she doesn't think she'll be found guilty. Prosecutors allege that Lori and her hubby paid $500,000 to admissions consultant William "Rick" Singer and his non profit organization to have their daughters Olivia and Isabella designated as recruits to the USC crew team. (These two wenches probably think crew team involves "crew neck" tops.) Anywho, the spoiled brats were never on the team. But needless to say, Lori is fighting her "good fight":
"She's an active participant in her own defense, feels like she's got a valid defense, and when the evidence comes out, she won't be found guilty."
And what valid defense is that? There isn't one. Ignorance isn't a defense. But we're not even buying that. You knew exactly what you were doing.
Maybe she really thinks life is like one of those Hallmark movies she's starred in. Or, because she's uber wealthy her life really is one... until now.
P.S. I've never prayed harder for someone to be found guilty.
"She's an active participant in her own defense, feels like she's got a valid defense, and when the evidence comes out, she won't be found guilty."
And what valid defense is that? There isn't one. Ignorance isn't a defense. But we're not even buying that. You knew exactly what you were doing.
Maybe she really thinks life is like one of those Hallmark movies she's starred in. Or, because she's uber wealthy her life really is one... until now.
P.S. I've never prayed harder for someone to be found guilty.
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