"The false allegations of domestic violence, the unwarranted restraining order, the loss of business opportunities, money... I can deal with that. Losing my queen is a blow I never want to feel."
Sad. But you need slapped, too. You're free! Anywho, methinks this marriage is all for show. Like, the TV show-- because K-Whore knows she needs a story line to stay relevant on the show-- even though a friend claims she wants to keep things private. HA! I'm sure the two of you will continue your faux love story with a baby on the way, too. Thanks for adding to the joke that marriage is for some people.
"I prefer not to get any venereal diseases, so whenever Justin Bieber gets near me or near my ears, it's just ear infections. His songs are terrible."
Daaaaaamn! Who knew these sweet boys could grow up to throw such epic shade! But... it is my duty to call you out. The song you're most known for, that little ditty called "MMMBop"? Well, you're responsible for infecting all of us with the musical version of herpes... which is something that will never go away.
I have to slap you for your rudeness, but I love your comparison. Maybe a light tap will do... LOL