OFFENSE: Meanie Feenies
Just when the tears were starting to dry for Team One Direction, former member Zayn is feuding on Twitter with Louis Tomlinson! Say it ain't so! Zayn is working with Naughty Boy on some new tunes (God help us all!), and the two decided to post a selfie on the Twitter. Louis took exception to Naughty's use of a filter on the photo. How dare he, right!?! Then, Naughty threw some shade about One D using auto tune. This went back-and-forth for a bit, then Zayn threw down the gauntlet with this zinger:
"remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?”
Oh, snap! Come on, boys. You're all in time out, cuz you're acting like brats. Remember, there's plenty of room for tweens who love craptastic music.
Dr. Vogel's cure: Spoon each other as needed. (But don't fight over who gets to be the Big Spoon.)
OFFENSE: Self-absorbed twit
She's so busy doing nothing that she can't find time to complete her court-ordered community service. She needs to complete 125 hours by May 28th. She's completed, maybe, 20 hours. She did post a picture to Instagram showing her "Communist" service. She corrected the spelling error, but I'm sensing she meant Communist. Wait... I'm not sure she really knows what that word means....
Lindsay did have time to shop in Milan and have a tearful meltdown in the middle of the street that night. You must like the color orange, or "special time" with your favorite inmate, cuz you're on the verge of getting sent back to the Grey Bar Hotel. You're obviously completely incapable of doing anything productive for society. Too bad "cobb-bobbin'" can't be your type of community service. You'd be puttin' in overtime...
Dr. Vogel's cure: a continual IV drip of WakeTheF*ckUp.
OFFENSE: Dirty damn liars
The simple livin', Jesus-lovin' clan is apparently down with reality TV fakery. Back on April 27, the family blatantly staged a charity scene inside a Springdale, Arkansas, thrift store and ministry center. They tweeted when they'd be there, but... no one showed for the free food giveaway. Well, there was one family there. But no one knows if the Martinez's were actually in need or if they wanted to meet the Duggars. Anywho, the family was grabbed by producers and forced to play along for the cameras. One of the Duggar kiddos placed a box of food in the Martinez family vehicle. When the cameras were turned off, the Duggar kid took the box back!
There's nothing I despise more than a hypocrite. Or a bunch of hypocrites. What would Jesus do? Not be a self-serving spotlight-seeker.
Dr. Vogel's cure: One Old Testament-style lashing for all of you... every 4 hours. Feel free to overdose.
One Direction https://www.flickr.com/photos/evarinaldiphotography/
Lindsay Lohan https://www.flickr.com/photos/9768837@N08/favorites/
Duggar Family https://www.flickr.com/photos/lwpkommunikacio/