​Offenders for the week ending September 28, 2018:
#3 TRISTAN THOMPSON
This dude cannot quit the pink taco! Earlier this year, T.T. was caught in a cheating scandal. And now, guess what? He was spotted leaving a Hollywood club with two brunettes. Double dribble! Well, there's no evidence that he engaged in any no-no place activities. But... he does behave in a suspicious manner.
Things have been going groovy for Khloe Kardashian and Tristan. They moved to California for the summer so her family could spend time with their baby, Tru. The Kardashians forgave Tristan's wander wang ways, and everything was peaches and cream. (And perhaps he's getting some peaches and cream for dessert.)
Or... the reason he left the club with the two brunettes is because he's an Uber driver on the side... Or, he wants to ensure more CAVS victories. He plays better when he plays around.
#GivinRides
Things have been going groovy for Khloe Kardashian and Tristan. They moved to California for the summer so her family could spend time with their baby, Tru. The Kardashians forgave Tristan's wander wang ways, and everything was peaches and cream. (And perhaps he's getting some peaches and cream for dessert.)
Or... the reason he left the club with the two brunettes is because he's an Uber driver on the side... Or, he wants to ensure more CAVS victories. He plays better when he plays around.
#GivinRides
#2 KANYE WEST
Kanye should go work at Wendy's, cuz he's beefin' again. This time with Drake, Nick Cannon, and Tyson Beckford. Damn! That's a triple combo meal with cheese! Mr. West had these words:
"I just want to express some tings that are not sitting right with my spirit. Now that I'm out of the sunken place, I think and just be Ye and express how I feel. There's a couple of things I want to address. First of all I want to address Nick Cannon, like, I understand that you used to date my wife, but you know, you're (giving) an interview, don't mention my wife. Don't be making no suggestions, like nobody f&cked my wife."
What? I dozed off. See, Nick said that Drake "smashed" Kim Kardashian.
Would this really be shocking? And who cares. Many a train has spilled its cargo rollin' through that tunnel.
He's mad at Tyson for saying his boo is a homophobe, and is mad at Drake for something involving his maybe-secret love child.
Did you get all that? But Kanye is an optimist:
"... all three of you all, come talk to me. Holla at me. We will work it out and come to a resolution..."
Uhm. I don't think they give a rat's Yeezy about this mess.
#ZipYoLip
"I just want to express some tings that are not sitting right with my spirit. Now that I'm out of the sunken place, I think and just be Ye and express how I feel. There's a couple of things I want to address. First of all I want to address Nick Cannon, like, I understand that you used to date my wife, but you know, you're (giving) an interview, don't mention my wife. Don't be making no suggestions, like nobody f&cked my wife."
What? I dozed off. See, Nick said that Drake "smashed" Kim Kardashian.
Would this really be shocking? And who cares. Many a train has spilled its cargo rollin' through that tunnel.
He's mad at Tyson for saying his boo is a homophobe, and is mad at Drake for something involving his maybe-secret love child.
Did you get all that? But Kanye is an optimist:
"... all three of you all, come talk to me. Holla at me. We will work it out and come to a resolution..."
Uhm. I don't think they give a rat's Yeezy about this mess.
#ZipYoLip
#1 BILL COSBY
In case you missed it, Mr. Roofie Rapist was sentenced to three to 10 years in prison for drugging and raping Andrea Constand. Poor convict allegedly went ballistic at his home during his sentencing phase. Basically, he was upset that his lawyers didn't do a better job defending him. So, he tried to slam his cane on his kitchen counter, missed, and almost went through the window instead.
"He had a drink of iced tea and then tried swinging it again."
BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!
Reports indicate that Kung Fu F&ckface swings his cane often at stuff and noises because he can't see. Guess he'll have to get good with a broom handle in prison. Speaking of, Billy had a rough first day behind bars. Someone threw a stale hotdog bun at him, and he fell down a flight of steps because he's not allowed to have his cane. He told his complicit wife, Camille to:
"...grab the checkbook and hire anyone and everyone" to get him out of prison.
I can only imagine how difficult his shower situation will be. Finally, after all these years and all those victims... Some justice. This is the legacy you now leave behind, ball fuzz.
#PuddinPopInThePooper
"He had a drink of iced tea and then tried swinging it again."
BWAAA HAAAA HAAAA!
Reports indicate that Kung Fu F&ckface swings his cane often at stuff and noises because he can't see. Guess he'll have to get good with a broom handle in prison. Speaking of, Billy had a rough first day behind bars. Someone threw a stale hotdog bun at him, and he fell down a flight of steps because he's not allowed to have his cane. He told his complicit wife, Camille to:
"...grab the checkbook and hire anyone and everyone" to get him out of prison.
I can only imagine how difficult his shower situation will be. Finally, after all these years and all those victims... Some justice. This is the legacy you now leave behind, ball fuzz.
#PuddinPopInThePooper
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