Well, Cardi ain't got no time for that. What she misses the most is her husband's "D".
"I miss it a lot. I want it in my throat, inside of me, demolishing me, destroying me."
Uh... destroying? With his wonder wang? Or with his diseased dong because the reason y'all broke up is because he cheated on you?
As the saying goes: There are other D's in the sea. Reel in a large one, cuz that's apparently what you... crave.
The two were spotted getting all cozy at a Harlem hotel recently. Though they're denying it, we know that Danielle has loose lips (both sets?) and has been telling her friends all about it.
WTH, Al? Of all the fish bowls in the world, you're diving head-first into this one? A handy from a hooker would be way more acceptable than this.
Please don't tell me you're serenading her with your 80s hit "Nite and Day". Because now it's forever ruined. You best be careful if you are knockin' da boots because you might melt that venus-fly-snatch with all that plastic in her body.
"You are beautiful but I really wish you would consider stopping with the lip injections, you're actually prettier without them."
What bothers me the most is that she's allowed her daughters to get injected. Yes, her eldest didn't get the needle until she was 18 and technically legal... but you know what I mean. Can y'all save the 'tox for us older broads? Damn.
Anywho, her lips are so big, they look like they actually hurt!
Perhaps we're all missing something here. Perhaps this is all some part of a duck fetish. You know, like Care Bros and Furries.