First of all, I don't want to see any uninvited rooster. Secondly, said rooster isn't the most attractive thing to view-- especially when it's excited and dancing around! But thankfully, Sploogie raised his hand and apologized:
"At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true."
Ah, the polite perv... who doesn't wait for any answer, apparently. But he continues:
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly... There is nothing about this that I forgive myself for. And I have to reconcile it with who I am. Which is nothing compared to the task I left them with."
Bravo. Well conceived statement. Heartfelt? Who knows. Just go away and try to become a decent human being-- to your daughters. Yeah. I'm sure you'd be tickled if some random unjarred his "pickle" for a stroke show.
"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixy-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child... but they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn."
WTF is your malfunction? Is this a weirdo race analogy for you, oh author-extraordinaire? But that's not all:
"I have no sympathy for real pedophiles... but so many of these guys do not deserve harsh prison sentences, and that's what they're getting."
Really? When the FBI swoops in, they 99.9999999 percent have just cause-- like a months-long investigation. A pattern of behavior. Known multiple offenses. You know, stuff like Jared Fogle. Hey, meat slime, you don't "accidentally" click on child porn. Regardless if one is drunk or not, viewing child porn is a sign of absolute dysfunction. Why don't you write your next novel about wrongly-imprisoned c*ck buckets!?!?!
Bitcham has now apologized. Too late. You said it because you meant it. Gross.
"Our goal for the tweet was to start a conversation and to engage with our product fans."
So. Cruel. I'm glad all the yummies remain. But, how dare you toy with our emotions!
P.S. Get some fashion sense, you clown gargler!
P.P.S. I need to go buy some snacks now...