"What's your opinion... do I start dating/sex now or give myself more time? My heart is broken but I have needs. Lmaooooo"
I think she's more "twatbroken" than anything else. Anywho, she only filed for divorce last month.
Let that thang breathe, girl. The Hank Stank ain't even out of there yet and you want to invite another depositor? Gross.
"Dear @CountessLuann are we to take advice from a pal who got so wasted she punched her then husband in the middle of restaurant, followed by assaulting a law enforcement officer? Then jail? You almost gotta love the complete lack of self awareness."
Well, at least the Countess went to rehab while you're still in denial. Why don't the two of you just drunkenly kiss and make out and become bottle besties.
"It's all about who you look for in a crowded room. That's where your heart belongs to."
That's sweet. Well, your heart belongs to him, but his wang belongs to every "taco truck" out there.
Meanwhile, the Khardasian Klan is less-than-pleased with Khloe. They don't support her decision and haven't visited her in Cleveland in weeks. I ethically can't side with the Kardashians, but I must say-- open your eyes (not thighs), girlfriend. You may think you're doing what's best for your family, but this pair of c*ck lips has another child with another lady. Don't think keeping him close is gonna spark some devotion.
And, if your Kardashian Kurse ruins the playoff run of our beloved Cavaliers... I'll buy your ticket and pack your funbags for you!