"Fake friends are like a shadow. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark."
That was followed up with an unfollow of Shannon.
You're a grandmother. Not a high schooler. Mending fences is something we should try to do, right?
Perhaps you're angry that you were fired from the show, er, "decided to leave" the show. But Kelly and Shannon are still taking home that big paycheck... Hmmmm...
Why? Because 22 of her potential suitors are in their 20s, and she's making headlines for being 38 and looking for love. He tweeted:
"I just SAW the GUYS for @Clare_Crawley Bachelorette season and its gonna be INTERESTING seeing HER get hit on by KIDS on their 20s. I think this MIGHT be the 3rd season Im gonna watch."
Clare responded: "And yet here you are, older than 99% of them and still can't practice compassion and kindness."
You're just upset that she told you what's-what on your season. Burn...
P.S. ABC is recruiting more age-appropriate fellas for Clare. Happy?
"Most days you'll find GP wearing G.Label with a pair of sneakers-- which is one reason we make it an annual tradition to put together a fresh sneaker guide each year. Get ready to cover some serious ground (run, don't walk.)"
Sigh. Can I get a roll of toilet paper with each shoe at least?
Perhaps your snazzy sneaks can get you into Wuhan. Seems like a good place for a GOOP-er to vacay...
Maybe her brain has been quarantined... permanently.