Offenders for the week ending July 27, 2018:
It's rare when the Slap is dedicated to just one fool. But the mood has struck, therefore...
#3, #2 & #1 BRYAN ABRAMS of Color Me Badd
We remember those dudes! They had a couple of hits last century. So I was so happy they made the news, and then sad because they made the news due to douchebaggery.
Last week, the group performed at a casino in upstate New York. It was going so well until Bryan Abrams shoved band bro Mark Calderon to the ground during the encore. See, Bryan was having voice issues (alcoholism, supposedly) and had left the stage. Say what?
"All of a sudden he shoves me and blindsides me and I'm on the ground..."
A witness said Abrams shouted during his assault:
"I'm motherf*cking Color Me Badd!"
Uhm, okay. You were never NSYNC or Backstreet Boys... or even Another Bad Creation or 3T! Check yo self.
The only thing you've got down, Mr. Ball Zit is the "bad" part.
Anywho, Calderon was treated for neck and back pain. And Abratt faces charges.
Maybe Bryan is upset that he got fat and drunk and stupid? Congrats on your future workin'-that-drive-thru gig!
P.S. Should we rename "I Wanna Sex You Up" to "I Wanna F*ck You Up"?
Last week, the group performed at a casino in upstate New York. It was going so well until Bryan Abrams shoved band bro Mark Calderon to the ground during the encore. See, Bryan was having voice issues (alcoholism, supposedly) and had left the stage. Say what?
"All of a sudden he shoves me and blindsides me and I'm on the ground..."
A witness said Abrams shouted during his assault:
"I'm motherf*cking Color Me Badd!"
Uhm, okay. You were never NSYNC or Backstreet Boys... or even Another Bad Creation or 3T! Check yo self.
The only thing you've got down, Mr. Ball Zit is the "bad" part.
Anywho, Calderon was treated for neck and back pain. And Abratt faces charges.
Maybe Bryan is upset that he got fat and drunk and stupid? Congrats on your future workin'-that-drive-thru gig!
P.S. Should we rename "I Wanna Sex You Up" to "I Wanna F*ck You Up"?
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