Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending January 14th, 2022:
#3 DRAKE
For you 'Bama fans out there, you can blame Drake for the loss of the national college football title to Georgia. Alabama was favored to win, and Drake was all "Roll Tide". There's rumors of a "Drake Curse" because most of the teams he supports, lose. In fact, it's been documented that if he wears a jersey, poses for a photo with an athlete, or is thinking about supporting a team, they will lose.
Basically, you're the Yoko Ono of sports...
Basically, you're the Yoko Ono of sports...
#2 KANYE WEST
Ye is smitten with model Julia Fox. They met on New Year's Eve and then they spent some time together. And he treated her like a queen. She said when they went to a Manhattan hotel, he had a whole suite of clothes waiting for her.
"It felt like a real Cinderella moment. I don’t know how he did it, or how he got all of it there in time … Like, who does things like this on a second date? Or any date!”
She said their relationship is "organic".
Just. Stop. You're not going to make Kim jealous, Ye. She's swimming in all that Big D energy with Pete Davidson. Yes, hard to believe... but it's true.
"It felt like a real Cinderella moment. I don’t know how he did it, or how he got all of it there in time … Like, who does things like this on a second date? Or any date!”
She said their relationship is "organic".
Just. Stop. You're not going to make Kim jealous, Ye. She's swimming in all that Big D energy with Pete Davidson. Yes, hard to believe... but it's true.
#1 ANTONIO BROWN
The NFL is the biggest cauldron of dramz. And Antonio is top-shelf drama. Dude got released from the Bucs after he got bent and decided to strip his uniform off and flex for the fans before leaving the field over... I'm not sure. He claims he got cussed out by the coach because he didn't want to play injured, but then there's a question to whether he's injured, and then Antonio decided to show the receipts. Phew. Did you get all that? And now, he's coming for the GOAT, Tom Brady.
“Tom can’t do nothing by himself, this is a football game. If Tom Brady’s my boy, why am I playing for an earnest salary? You my boy, though, right? [Rob] Gronkowski is his boy, right? How much did he get paid? So, why is AB on a prove-it deal? Who’s better than me over there? Let’s be real.”
Why must dbags address themselves in third person!?!?! Yes, the answer is in the question...
Dragging Tom doesn't make you look any better.
What can Brown do for you? Act a fool and get shown the door. Kudos.
“Tom can’t do nothing by himself, this is a football game. If Tom Brady’s my boy, why am I playing for an earnest salary? You my boy, though, right? [Rob] Gronkowski is his boy, right? How much did he get paid? So, why is AB on a prove-it deal? Who’s better than me over there? Let’s be real.”
Why must dbags address themselves in third person!?!?! Yes, the answer is in the question...
Dragging Tom doesn't make you look any better.
What can Brown do for you? Act a fool and get shown the door. Kudos.
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