Basically, you're the Yoko Ono of sports...
"It felt like a real Cinderella moment. I don’t know how he did it, or how he got all of it there in time … Like, who does things like this on a second date? Or any date!”
She said their relationship is "organic".
Just. Stop. You're not going to make Kim jealous, Ye. She's swimming in all that Big D energy with Pete Davidson. Yes, hard to believe... but it's true.
“Tom can’t do nothing by himself, this is a football game. If Tom Brady’s my boy, why am I playing for an earnest salary? You my boy, though, right? [Rob] Gronkowski is his boy, right? How much did he get paid? So, why is AB on a prove-it deal? Who’s better than me over there? Let’s be real.”
Why must dbags address themselves in third person!?!?! Yes, the answer is in the question...
Dragging Tom doesn't make you look any better.
What can Brown do for you? Act a fool and get shown the door. Kudos.