"Cleveland was a sh*thole."
Like your mouth? Well, he recanted:
"Cleveland wasn't that bad... Cleveland was actually cool, it was all right. The situation wasn't the best..."
Cry me a river. You got to play ball with LeBron. Get. Over. It.
"You got sick thoughts? I got more of 'em/You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them."
I'm sure the gals are okay with this? Your WIFE? I mean, recognizing your relatives are attractive is one thing. Feeling (in your loins) that a relative is "bangable" is, well, vomitous.
FYI: You're gonna get BPA poisoning with all those plastic vageens.
This reality TV show hack worked for 11-months within the most prestigious home in the world, was fired, then decided to write a book chronicling the "truths" of the Trump White House. She made the TV show rounds to pimp her slut, playing secret recordings and making all kinds of claims. Just like everyone else making claims.
Aside: if the President is a known racist, why would you-- of a non-white heritage-- want to work for someone who allegedly loathes you?
So sorry your book isn't a best-seller-- not. I think it's because people can see through your big ol' shade tree for the actual truth-- you got your shizz together enough to get hired, with the intent on slithering in like a snake, eating bodies whole, to gather "intel" for your let's-turn-this-book-into-a-movie-product-tv-show-moneymaker.
I disagree with the President calling you a dog. Because dogs are loving and loyal. You're just a psycho opportunistic assh&le.