"You're so intoxicated with feeding the pervasive narrative that I'm an absent mother, and you are the perennial, eternally dedicated dad of the year. You have them half of the time. Congratulations, you are truly remarkable human!"
1. Retract them claws, pussycat.
2. Someone helped her with those big words.
Good for you that you don't post pics of your kids on the socials. We just get to see your latest wangbang, Machine Gun Kelly. And all the sick schmoopie-ness. Gag.
P.S. Don't Stop Believin'...
"Took my family to my private (kitchen) island. #privileged #blessed #humbled #thisis50 #thisisme #turning50"
Damn! Kim K took a group of friends and family via private jet to a remote island for her celebration. Everyone was COVID tested. They had fun. I'm not one to ever defend a Kardashian, but who gives an eff? Seriously. Why the shade, Bethenny? Kim's got the million to drop on her party, so why not? Good for her! You've got the same kind of money, so you could do the same thing. Plus, dragging your daughter into your little shade show? Not cool. Way to teach your daughter to be petty and to brag about your humility. Ironic.
You posting pictures to show that you're not superficial shows how superficial you are. Pandering for birthday wishes?
So what's the big deal? $1 billion. That's what's up. He's worth so much more now, and she wants her piece. How is she going to do it? By showing the receipts. Nicole wants 3 of his mistresses to testify to get the 'nup overturned. Jillian Speer, Kili Anderson, and Crystal Sierra have hired a lawyer to fight Nicole. The lawyer says his clients have nothing to offer that would help enforce the pre-nup. (Obviously, the only thing they have to offer are their jayjays.)
Nicole is claiming Dre is guilty of "rampant and repeated marital misconduct."
That sounds about right.
Thinking out word: If there was a prenup filed, legally, then tearing up a piece of paper is just for show. Right?
More thinking: Is Dre buddies with Tiger Woods. Granted, Tiger had a lot more lady friends, but 3 ain't bad.
Even more thinking: Keep it in your pants, Dre!