"Got a text from my ex the other day, he said he missed me. I said, 'I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm at a funeral.' He said, 'Oh, my God. Who died?' I said, 'My feelings for you did. Bye, f&cker.'"
Ouch. I know you're in a heated custody battle, and he allegedly shagged the nanny, and he's a warted ween... wait... am I on your side now? I'm slapping you anyways, just cuz.
Uhhhmmm.... Jeffree is self-made, meaning-- he made all his money. He had nothing to begin with. You, child, were born into privilege. Who's spoiled? Also, your lame af parents shouldn't allow you to use the phrase "af" because you're 10.
Go to your room!
"... because it's Tori Spelling, she gets dragged and she gets the hater coming down on her for simply doing something to entertain people, but more importantly, to provide for her family. What's wrong with that? What is wrong with providing for your family at this time?"
Hmmmm... First, real celebrities (not your wife) are donating the proceeds to have such opportunities with them through platforms like Omaze-- not pocketing the money. Second, who the eff has an extra $95 right now when so many people are out of work and others are keeping their budgets strict? Third, you could get a J-O-B, Dean the Ween. (Amazon is hiring) And lastly, who would pay to talk to Tori Spelling?