OFFENSE: Hypocrite?
For some reason, the model and baby momma of Wiz Khalifa decided to start a social media war with the Kardashian wenchbags. She tweeted to Khloe K.: "I'll be that lil whore to support by family like ur older sister is a whore 2 support hers. We're even." Wha? Khloe, surprised to see Amber's tweet, repsonded: "I guess people love to call us whores. Easiest jab to throw."
1. Khloe is right. So cliche! Even calling Khloe a "shim" is cliche. (Maybe calling her a woman isn't...)
2. I'm not siding with anyone, but doesn't it take a famewhore to know a famewhore?
3. And this is coming from a chick who's showing off her womb at Carnival in Rio. Who da ho now?
Girl, you throwin' so much shade you could be the dome on the Georgia Dome. Mmmm-hmmmm.
OFFENSE: Dumbass
I thought partakers of the "oregano" were hungry, laid-back teddy bears. Apparently not in the case of Afroman. The rapper was performing in Biloxi when he went batsh&t crazy and punched a female fan in the face. The video shows how brutal the blow was. Not. Cool. There's an appropriate way to handle a fan jumping on stage. It's called... wait for it... SECURITY! It repulses me when we (as in the music-consuming public as a whole) make celebrities out of complete genetic wastes of space, such as yourself. I hope you choke during your next pot-fueled food binge.
Perhaps we should change your name to Assh&leMan. Yes?
P.S. Sorry to insult donkeys across the Universe.
OFFENSE: Vultures
While the daughter of Bobby Brown and the late Whitney Houston remains in a medically-induced coma, some fringe members of her family are trying to cash-in on this sad situation. I really shouldn't be shocked. Remember how Michael Jackson's family immediately raided his mansion when he died? Some of B.K's family have asked for thousands of dollars in payment, plus perks like car services and hotel stays to do interviews. I can't really fully verbalize how I find this so utterly disgusting. If these fungi would've been there for her-- protecting her and looking out for her best interests-- like a true family does, perhaps she wouldn't be where she is today. But noooooo. You're all too busy trying to make a dollar and getting ready to claim stake to her fortune. Good luck with that. And good luck with all that future burning in Hell! Peace.
Amber Rose https://www.flickr.com/photos/skartistic/
Afroman https://www.flickr.com/photos/gilmorec/
Donkey https://www.flickr.com/photos/ddebold/
Poop https://www.flickr.com/photos/dnet/