"We will definitely be welcoming a boy or a girl in... late this year."
The internets started speculating that the newlywed may not be incubating the latest diva (or divo) from hell herself. Well, Kenya has been known to buy men to help her create a relationship storyline for the show. Is she doing the same thing now?
"The producers still don't really believe that she is pregnant so until filming happens, and the story unfolds, they're not guaranteeing her anything."
You better not be lyin' about this, girl. Too many women struggle with infertility and suffered miscarriages. This would even be too low for you.
"(Trump's) comments about North Korea, Russia, and the nuclear arms race poses such a danger it has caused her anxiety and depression."
BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!
She especially tinkled in her shorts after hearing this quote from our President:
"I too have a nuclear button and my button works."
I'm feeling all light-headed and panicky just reading that! (LOL)
Look, bitch. Good job fame-whoring; bad job at knowing how our government works. The Prez has a button, but can't push it unless everyone agrees. Go back to school, fool.
"What shocks me most in all of this are the starlets who have taken 20 years to remember what happened. Not to mention the fact there are no prosecution witnesses."
Maybe they finally feel secure enough to say something. Have you ever been sexually extorted (and not by someone you paid for on Backpage?) Then zip it! And another thing, creepers don't creep in public because they don't want witnesses.
Then, we spewed this last shart of verbal diarrhea:
"If you don't want your pants pulled about, don't become a model! Join a nunnery, there'll always be a place for you in the convent."
I. Can't. Even.
How 'bout we slap you?
Too bad this wasn't a wardrobe malfunction, because failing at being human is far worse.