Offenders for the week of December 15, 2014:
#3 STEPHEN COLLINS
OFFENSE: Utterly repulsive
Speaking publicly for the first time with People Magazine since his sex assault accusations, the actor admitted he "did something terribly wrong". Duh. But the good thing is, he hasn't had the impulse to act out in the past 20 years! Good. Unfortunately, my impulse to kick in your "fruit bowl" remains. I'm down with you confessing and making amends-- but why publicly? Oh, is it because People paid you? Noooo... you're not motivated by money or the desire to save-face, are you? I hope you get a dung pile in your stocking this year, you filthy douchesniffer.
#2 BILL COSBY
OFFENSE: A disgrace to humanity
Mr. Pudding-Pop-Pusher finally broke his silence since his multitude of accusers have come forward. Did he say anything profound as expected. Hell-to-the-no! He wants the African-American community (a portion of said community in which you've made a career slamming) and the Black media to remain neutral. Really? Don't say anything? Just like you wish your victims would've done? Sorry, you ugly-sweater-wearing-lemon-suck-face-teeny-weeny-fraud-- there ain't no roofie that can make us forget your crimes. Put that in your drink...
#1 VIVID ENTERTAINMENT
OFFENSE: Too many to list
So, the adult film company has offered a handsome sum to two un-hansome creatures to get-it-on for profit-- Momma June and Sugar Bear from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" infamy. OMG! There are some things we never need to see. Like these two sumo wrestlers creating some kind of sexquake while wrestling over the last vat of 'sketti'. The only positive from this possible scenario: worldwide birth control after viewing. I'm thinking you need to change your name to "Vomit Entertainment."
#3 STEPHEN COLLINS
OFFENSE: Utterly repulsive
Speaking publicly for the first time with People Magazine since his sex assault accusations, the actor admitted he "did something terribly wrong". Duh. But the good thing is, he hasn't had the impulse to act out in the past 20 years! Good. Unfortunately, my impulse to kick in your "fruit bowl" remains. I'm down with you confessing and making amends-- but why publicly? Oh, is it because People paid you? Noooo... you're not motivated by money or the desire to save-face, are you? I hope you get a dung pile in your stocking this year, you filthy douchesniffer.
#2 BILL COSBY
OFFENSE: A disgrace to humanity
Mr. Pudding-Pop-Pusher finally broke his silence since his multitude of accusers have come forward. Did he say anything profound as expected. Hell-to-the-no! He wants the African-American community (a portion of said community in which you've made a career slamming) and the Black media to remain neutral. Really? Don't say anything? Just like you wish your victims would've done? Sorry, you ugly-sweater-wearing-lemon-suck-face-teeny-weeny-fraud-- there ain't no roofie that can make us forget your crimes. Put that in your drink...
#1 VIVID ENTERTAINMENT
OFFENSE: Too many to list
So, the adult film company has offered a handsome sum to two un-hansome creatures to get-it-on for profit-- Momma June and Sugar Bear from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" infamy. OMG! There are some things we never need to see. Like these two sumo wrestlers creating some kind of sexquake while wrestling over the last vat of 'sketti'. The only positive from this possible scenario: worldwide birth control after viewing. I'm thinking you need to change your name to "Vomit Entertainment."
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