Offenders for the week ending March 29, 2019:
#3 CARDI B
I love me some Cardi B. And it has nothing to do with her music. She's a hot mess who's the queen of mis-speaking. And it's all gold. This time she makes the list for regaling us with stories of her time as a stripper. Not because she was a stripper, but the things she did as a stripper. A 3-year-old video resurfaced with this tidbit:
"I had to go strip, I had to go, 'Oh, yeah, you want to f&ck me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel... I drugged n&ggers and I robbed them. That's what I used to do."
Classy. But most strippers aren't Demi Moore in Striptease. In light of her felonious admission, fans starting using the hastag #SurvivngCardiB, like #SurvingRKelly. Well, Ms. B was not pleased.
"So I'm seeing on social media that a live I did 3 years ago. A live where I talked about things I had to do in my past right or wrong that I felt like I needed to do to make a living. I never claim to be perfect or come from a perfect world wit a perfect past I always speak my truth I always own my sh*t."
Bravo. But there's a difference between making a living and ripping someone off and breaking the law.
Minor detail, Cardi Bitch.
"I had to go strip, I had to go, 'Oh, yeah, you want to f&ck me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel... I drugged n&ggers and I robbed them. That's what I used to do."
Classy. But most strippers aren't Demi Moore in Striptease. In light of her felonious admission, fans starting using the hastag #SurvivngCardiB, like #SurvingRKelly. Well, Ms. B was not pleased.
"So I'm seeing on social media that a live I did 3 years ago. A live where I talked about things I had to do in my past right or wrong that I felt like I needed to do to make a living. I never claim to be perfect or come from a perfect world wit a perfect past I always speak my truth I always own my sh*t."
Bravo. But there's a difference between making a living and ripping someone off and breaking the law.
Minor detail, Cardi Bitch.
#2 MEL B
No wonder they coined you "Scary Spice"-- cuz we're all afraid of what is going to come out of your mouth! Personal matters are meant to stay personal. Pillow talk occurs at the pillow, and should stay there. And for the love of all things sacred, if you're going to dish about what hot dishes you've eaten, then make sure all parties are okay with it!
The "B" in Mel be should stand for "bomb dropping", since she revealed in a recent interview that she once bumped muffins with fellow Spice Girl, Ginger (Geri Halliwell) Spice.
"She's going to hate me for this because she is all posh in a country house but it wasn't a 'thing.' It just happened, we just giggled at it and that was it. We were best friends. It just happened."
Fine. But don't talk about it, then say Geri won't deny the story. Guess what? She's pissed. And, Mel's own husband wishes she'd keep both sets of lips shut! Meanwhile, Mel B admitted to also kissing Sporty Spice-- but it wasn't sexual.
Can we make her Silent Spice?
The "B" in Mel be should stand for "bomb dropping", since she revealed in a recent interview that she once bumped muffins with fellow Spice Girl, Ginger (Geri Halliwell) Spice.
"She's going to hate me for this because she is all posh in a country house but it wasn't a 'thing.' It just happened, we just giggled at it and that was it. We were best friends. It just happened."
Fine. But don't talk about it, then say Geri won't deny the story. Guess what? She's pissed. And, Mel's own husband wishes she'd keep both sets of lips shut! Meanwhile, Mel B admitted to also kissing Sporty Spice-- but it wasn't sexual.
Can we make her Silent Spice?
#1 OLIVIA JADE
The privileged, spoiled, delusional offspring of Lori Loughlin is now not speaking to her parents after the college cheating scandal that she's the "innocent victim" of. She's also blaming her parents for the end of her career as a... model? YouTuber? Whatever she does?
"Now that her endorsement deals have fallen through she is very upset with her parents. Olivia blames her mom and dad for this scandal and for the downfall of her career."
First, you're only famous because your parents are. You have a career because your mom's famous eggs got fertilized by your fashion designing daddy's sperm.
Second, your endorsement deals dried up because companies can only associate with assh*les for so long.
Third, if you would've given two sh*ts about college your parents wouldn't have done what they did. Wrong as it is, they love you.
And most importantly, what you do is not a career. You didn't train. You didn't study (obviously). Everything was handed to you, including your ass.
I'd shed a small tear for you, but I'm fresh out of f*cks to give. Enjoy your career of pouting.
"Now that her endorsement deals have fallen through she is very upset with her parents. Olivia blames her mom and dad for this scandal and for the downfall of her career."
First, you're only famous because your parents are. You have a career because your mom's famous eggs got fertilized by your fashion designing daddy's sperm.
Second, your endorsement deals dried up because companies can only associate with assh*les for so long.
Third, if you would've given two sh*ts about college your parents wouldn't have done what they did. Wrong as it is, they love you.
And most importantly, what you do is not a career. You didn't train. You didn't study (obviously). Everything was handed to you, including your ass.
I'd shed a small tear for you, but I'm fresh out of f*cks to give. Enjoy your career of pouting.
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