Let's raise our slap hand and get this thing done!
Offenders for the week ending August 20th, 2021:
#3 JIM EDMONDS
This fool is engaged again. This time to someone, the name doesn't really matter. This will make wife #4 for Jimmy. Is he trying to have as many wives as years he played in the MLB? Of course, this gal's "the one". Never age appropriate, by the way. But me wonders if this wife will want kids, like his third wife did, and then he wasn't there for those kids because he's in AARP land and doesn't care, but hey his sperm still swim, so....
That was a lot... like the number of ex wives he's going to have.
That was a lot... like the number of ex wives he's going to have.
#2 DANIEL CRAIG
I have some mixed feelings about Daniel-- besides if he really made a good 007 or not. It seems he's a part of this trend to not leave his kids any money when he double-oh-dies because it ain't cool. So his intention is to give away his fortune while he's alive because he doesn't want to die rich. Sorry, kids. Daddy's worth $160-million, but you'll get nothing and like it.
"I don't want to leave great sums to the next generation. I think inheritance is quite distasteful. My philosophy is get rid of it or give it away before you go."
I get the concept that a person should make their own way in life, but unless your kids are complete douchenozzles, why the hate? There is nothing wrong with building generational wealth, which could lead to greater opportunities for your two daughters and their children. Legacy building ain't all bad.
But since this is how you're rollin', my hand is out if ya wanna drop some cheddar...
"I don't want to leave great sums to the next generation. I think inheritance is quite distasteful. My philosophy is get rid of it or give it away before you go."
I get the concept that a person should make their own way in life, but unless your kids are complete douchenozzles, why the hate? There is nothing wrong with building generational wealth, which could lead to greater opportunities for your two daughters and their children. Legacy building ain't all bad.
But since this is how you're rollin', my hand is out if ya wanna drop some cheddar...
#1 MAMA JUNE
It's said that this creature rose to fame thanks to her daughter's (Honey Boo Boo) popularity on Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC. There was even a time when I was happy that Mama June was able to make a better life for herself and her kids. But then she went back to her trailer park ways, because you can't take the trailer park out of the person. One of her boyfriends was the same man that was accused of raping one of her daughters. Uhmmmm, WTF? And then she hooked up with Geno Doak and got into a bunch of trouble with crack cocaine use and possession and blowing through all her reality TV money.
Dumbass.
But she's seen the light, now. After Geno was sentenced to 16 months for his drug charges, she decided to end things with him.
"He's not a part of my life, hasn't been."
Maybe you'll learn that drugs and DV aren't the way to live. Though you've made money from being a hot mess. doesn't mean you shouldn't try to live a better life.
Dear Mama June
Quit thinkin' with your poon
Wake da fuque up
Before you get cut
Dumbass.
But she's seen the light, now. After Geno was sentenced to 16 months for his drug charges, she decided to end things with him.
"He's not a part of my life, hasn't been."
Maybe you'll learn that drugs and DV aren't the way to live. Though you've made money from being a hot mess. doesn't mean you shouldn't try to live a better life.
Dear Mama June
Quit thinkin' with your poon
Wake da fuque up
Before you get cut
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