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6/1/2018

 
Offenders for the week ending June 1, 2018:

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#3 HARVEY WEINSTEIN
This over-inflated fat f*ck thought he was untouchable-- when it comes to karma. Cuz we all know he wanted touched. He will never change, nor learn his lesson. The proof is in the Bill Cosby-spoiled pudding: this self-absorbed c*ck munch wants an autobiography/documentary filmed about him. BWAAA HAAAA!

Before turning himself into authorities, Weenstein took several meetings with his half-baked idea-- including a person whom he helped out he past by paying that person's medical bills. 

"It could be like Weiner meets 'If I Did It'. Of course, with his legal issues... this could go on forever. But someone could film him while he's going through this."

He was spotted walking into the police station with two autobiographies under his arm. 

I have a great name for your mockumentary: "I, Douchebag."

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#2 KANYE WEST
​Two steps forward, two steps back with this one. I totally understand pushing the envelope; generating buzz. But you have to watch, because the bee can sting. Yeezy's latest gaffe-- hatin' on the late Whitney Houston. See, Kanye is producing Pusha T's new album and the two collaborated on the cover art. Well, Kanye tossed out the original agreed-upon artwork for something a little more in touch with his vision and the vibe of the album. That artwork was a photo of Whitney Houston's drug-riddled bathroom, snapped covertly in 2006.  

Through all this, Pusha was okay with the new cover:

                                     "(It) definitely does match the energy of my album."

Good(?) 

"I feel like the cover represents an organized chaos. The energy of the album is a bit chaotic, but it's all in place." 

And... Kanye paid $85,000 for the rights to use the picture-- supposedly to Bobby Brown's sister. 

Dude. Seriously. This is so not right on so many levels. You couldn't recreate a chaotic bathroom for this? I didn't even know what Whitney's bathroom looked like when she was in the midst of her drug addiction. Why don't you just put Pusha in a tub and recreate Whitney's death like Lorde did!?!? 

My hope is that Bobby flies like a bat out of Hell and roundhouse kicks you (and his tw*t waffle sister) in the head Chuck Norris-style!

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​#1 ROSEANNE BARR
What in the actual f&*k!?!?

I've never been a Roseanne Barr fan. I did like the first incarnation of Roseanne, and the reboot was excellent. But... social media strikes again. It's the new "I hit SEND before thinking about this email". It's so instant, and accessible, and you can't take what's out there back. Which means that every stupid thing you post can ruin lives. For whatever reason, R had to take a shot at former Obama administration advisor Valerie Jarrett on Twitter:

                               "muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby+vj"

Good. Lord. She blames a late night (2 am) and Ambien for her tweet. 

You suck for so many reasons:

1. Keep your inside voice INSIDE. Can't you equally fight someone if you're going to fight at all? Fight politics to politics. Not looks. Plus, have you looked in a mirror-- ever!?!? 

2. While I give you props for having the stones to be a public figure in Hollywood publicly supporting the President, you're not helping the other supporters. It's bad enough his supporters are being categorized as racist redneck idiots. Why add fuel to the fire?

3. You had the #1 show in all of prime time TV-- and you were picked-up for a second season. Now, it's gone. And what sucks the most is that there are crew members and your fellow actors that are without a gig. You may have eff-you money, but they don't. 

Go back to Hawaii and fall into a lava lake! 

To quote from Planet of the Apes: "Take your stinking paws of me, you damn dirty ape!"


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