"They definitely seemed like they're back together... They cuddled most of the night. She sat on his lap and shared kisses."
Sigh... First, why did you choose an Ed Sheeran concert to go to? There's, like, baby-making mojo sprayed in the air at those shows! Second, why oh why must people "re-connect" with an ex? There's a smorgasbord of sausages out there to experience! Hopefully, this was just a one-time thing. He doesn't want to put a ring on it, so let it go like Elsa.
Please, please, please quit making Orlando... Bloom!
I get doing some minimally-risky stunts, but this is just insane. I'm sure you feel uber indestructible since you sold your soul to the false idols of Scientology, but guess what? You are, indeed, still mostly human.
Just stop. Stick to jumping on couches.
"As Long As You Gas Me"
"Larger Than Fart"
Celebrate your booty ocarinas!