Offender for the week ending March 9, 2018:
because we're not a toolbags...
#3, #2, #1 ARIE LUYENDYK JR.
For the second time in slap history, I'm devoting this entire rant to one repulsive individual. Congrats, Arie Luyendyk Jr. Your multiple soul-sucking appearances on The Bachelor/The Bachelorette have earned you a whole lotta slap. As stated previously, I don't watch this show. But I can't escape you-- and your sack-less ways. ABC touted the season finale as "shocking" and "like no other." Well, it was indeed some stanky bullsh*t.
The final two ladies vying for Arie's hand in marriage were Becca and Lauren. Arie proposed to Becca. They went house shopping together and were planning on committing for the long haul, but after five weeks...
"I told Becca I would choose her every day and I know I made that commitment, and it kills me that I'm going back on that, but I have to follow my heart... Just thinking about the possibility of something with Lauren is making me want to risk it all, because I really feel like I made a mistake."
Yup. He dumped Becca to propose to Lauren. What a warted ween. Both Arie and ABC took a lot of heat on social media for airing the whole mess unedited-- calling it "cruel" and "unnecessary".
Lauren deserves Arie and Becca is the new Bachelorette, so all is well. There were rumors that Lauren received Arie's demon seed, but that wasn't confirmed during the big finale. Fingers crossed, that it's just a rumor. We have enough idiots breathing our good air.
Arie, you give your fellow Dutch peeps and the entire male gender a bad name. Please go away. Like, vacate the Universe. Thanks.
The final two ladies vying for Arie's hand in marriage were Becca and Lauren. Arie proposed to Becca. They went house shopping together and were planning on committing for the long haul, but after five weeks...
"I told Becca I would choose her every day and I know I made that commitment, and it kills me that I'm going back on that, but I have to follow my heart... Just thinking about the possibility of something with Lauren is making me want to risk it all, because I really feel like I made a mistake."
Yup. He dumped Becca to propose to Lauren. What a warted ween. Both Arie and ABC took a lot of heat on social media for airing the whole mess unedited-- calling it "cruel" and "unnecessary".
Lauren deserves Arie and Becca is the new Bachelorette, so all is well. There were rumors that Lauren received Arie's demon seed, but that wasn't confirmed during the big finale. Fingers crossed, that it's just a rumor. We have enough idiots breathing our good air.
Arie, you give your fellow Dutch peeps and the entire male gender a bad name. Please go away. Like, vacate the Universe. Thanks.
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