OFFENSE: Dense
Oh, 50! He got himself mixed-up in a gay-bashing controversy because he supposedly doesn't know how "re-posting" works. Uh-huh... See, he re-posted an Instagram post that threw shade at the TV show "Empire"'s less-than-stellar second season ratings. Part of the post said the reason is because of the show's "gay stuff".
Nice. Way to further perpetuate stereotypes and bigotry... anywho, 50's spokesperson prepared a statement saying that the "rapper" made an unfortunate mistake. Like that unfortunate mistake of a film called "Righteous Kill"?
Ouch!
Your homework assignment: Write an essay about what it's like to be a has-been... include personal anecdotes...
OFFENSE: Thieves
So the Kardashians are filthy rich... and they may be filthy thieves! Wha!?!? In a recently uncovered lawsuit, Kim, Khloe, and Rob are accused of using a former client's credit card to rack up over $120 thousand in unauthorized charges! Sonja Norwood, the momager of singer Brandy and her brother Ray J (aka Kim's happy-happy-fun-time video partner), gave the fams her credit card to make a one-time purchase.
Guess they made it more than one time... Maybe they thought she meant one time each?
(in a ditzy voice) "Cuz, like, I only made one charge. And then Rob made one, and then Khloe made one. That's cool, right?"
And the topper-- these mental giants used the card at their own boutiques! Too bad this trio of twits didn't try to buy some class...
Your homework assignment: Re-create the Solar System in a shoe box... one that doesn't include any you!
OFFENSE: The Master of Delusion
He's the Gary Busey of the music world, because what spews out of his mouth is utter non-sense. Like his latest rant that reality TV is an art form, and what a shame it is that the Kardashians haven't won Emmys for their cutting-edge visionary genius. Blah, blah, blah...
Quote: "I feel proud to be in a family that has so many people breaking ground for the generations that come..."
Reality TV, an art form? Reality TV is something we watch when we need something mindless. Plus, there's nothing real about reality TV! And... if future generations believe what Kanye is spewing-- we're all in trouble.
Your homework assignment: Fashion a blinged-out Cone of Silence... so you can talk to only yourself!
50 Cent https://www.flickr.com/photos/tigerdirect/
The Kardashians https://www.flickr.com/photos/evarinaldiphotography/
Kanye West https://www.flickr.com/photos/27620885@N02/