"I invited my girlfriend for the first time ever at my place & I was extremely disappointed to be honest, she came this morning & left without even washing dishes let alone some cleaning. I thought this one was actually wife material but she entirely failed this girlfriending test."
Get those pearls on, take those shoes off, and get in the kitchen!
Needless to say, the not-wifey-material dumped him after seeing his post on social media.
Here's a test for you, dude. Multiple choice:
Who's the biggest wangus limpous in the world?
All males of the world, unite! Take his "man card" away, permanently.
P.P.S. I'd like to kick your balls through your nose.