There is no way I'd ever want any gift from Johnny Depp. Because his method of presentation is sketch. It seems that when he's really into with you, he'll gift you from his ass...
No. A donkey doesn't step up with a gift attached to its saddle. Johnny presents a gift from his butt cheeks.
During testimony in his libel suit, former flame Kate Moss said that Johnny was so "smitten" with her that he bought her a diamond necklace and stuffed it between his cheeks.
I. Can't.
Perhaps where Johnny comes from (he was born in KY), this is an acceptable way to give a gift...
So. Many. Questions. Was the necklace in a bag? Was he butt-flossing with it? Did he play "hot and cold" with his body? Was it a chocolate diamond?
Did she actually take the damned thing!!!!?!???!!!!???!!
During testimony in his libel suit, former flame Kate Moss said that Johnny was so "smitten" with her that he bought her a diamond necklace and stuffed it between his cheeks.
I. Can't.
Perhaps where Johnny comes from (he was born in KY), this is an acceptable way to give a gift...
So. Many. Questions. Was the necklace in a bag? Was he butt-flossing with it? Did he play "hot and cold" with his body? Was it a chocolate diamond?
Did she actually take the damned thing!!!!?!???!!!!???!!
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