During testimony in his libel suit, former flame Kate Moss said that Johnny was so "smitten" with her that he bought her a diamond necklace and stuffed it between his cheeks.
Perhaps where Johnny comes from (he was born in KY), this is an acceptable way to give a gift...
So. Many. Questions. Was the necklace in a bag? Was he butt-flossing with it? Did he play "hot and cold" with his body? Was it a chocolate diamond?
Did she actually take the damned thing!!!!?!???!!!!???!!