Ladies, DO NOT use your "kitty" as a purse. Again, the jay-jay is not meant to store items. Accept visitors-- yes. Storing your Precious Moments figurines-- NO.
First of all, an inappropriate soundtrack is playing through my mind: Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" and Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun"... of course, my title would be "Va-Janie's Got A Gun".... but I digress.
Second of all, inappropriate puns are running through my mind: "Nice flaps-bomb you got there, woman"... or "Is that a uterine uzi or are you happy to see me?" If someone honks a boob, does your crotch fire a round?
Third, and most importantly of all, how much "action" has your cooch seen to be able to easily accommodate a 4-inch long, awkwardly-shaped item like this!?!? Seriously. I've got a curio cabinet. Can you store that for me?
Maybe you're an entrepreneur, and with times being tough-- you're renting out your "space" for 24-hour storage? What would you charge? How can I ensure my items will be secure and odor-free?
Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway... that would be an entire side of beef... sideways...
Kitty Purse: https://www.flickr.com/photos/30131103@N05/
Mugshot: Kingsport Police Department
Gun: HARVEY HENKELMANN/WIKIMEDIA COMMONS